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Old 06-06-2008, 04:14 PM   #1
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The Rapture will have Email

For 40 bucks a year you can make sure your heathen loved ones get one last shot at eternal life....

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We have set up a system to send documents by the email, to the addresses you provide, 6 days after the "Rapture" of the Church. This occurs when 3 of our 5 team members scattered around the U.S fail to log in over a 3 day period. Another 3 days are given to fail safe any false triggering of the system.

We give you 150mb of encrypted storage that can be sent to 12 possible email addresses, in Box #1. You up load any documents and choose which documents go to who. You can edit these documents at any time and change the addresses they will be sent to as needed. Box #1 is for your personal private letters to your closest lost friends and relatives.
We give you another 100mb. of unencrypted storage that can be sent to up to 50 email addresses, in Box #2. You can edit the documents and the addresses any time. Box #2 is for more generic documents to lost family & friends.

The cost is $40 for the first year. Re-subscription will be reduced as the number of subscribers increases. Tell your friends about You've Been left behind.

As amazingly funny as I found this, do the scams ever stop?? I hate to think of some old woman on a fixed income wasting a dime on this because she's fallen into thinking it will save her grandchildren.

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Old 06-07-2008, 10:34 AM   #5
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Old 06-07-2008, 11:08 AM   #6
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I TOLD YOU TO STOP TOUCHING YOURSELF.... YA HEATHENOUS BASTARD!!!!

YOU WILL BE RECEIVING AN E-MAIL..... 6 days after the Rapture!
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shows how much I pay attention
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Old 06-07-2008, 11:21 AM   #8
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Old 06-07-2008, 11:49 AM   #9
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I'm thinking of starting my own Post Rapture business. Tell me what you think....

Post Rapture sandwiches. Wrapped in scripture and smothered in divine justice. I'm sure people will be hungry whilst they wait for... um... while they wait. Think bologna and kraft immitation cheese on white would be good for the sinners??
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Think bologna and kraft immitation cheese on white would be good for the sinners??
Nah, the kraft chees with SPAM. I'm sure Cain will request the kind with Human, and Debruins will want bacon.

I myself would like to place my order in advance. I'll take roast beef on a sub roll with lettuce, tomato and onions. Hold the divine justice, I prefer mayonnaise.

And don't forget the Diet Pepsi!
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Old 06-07-2008, 11:58 AM   #11
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No requests, sinner.
ME!!! SINNER??? Surely you jest!






















Pleeeeeeeeease?
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Old 06-07-2008, 12:04 PM   #13
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Bologna and oil cheese. That's what you get....... siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-nner
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Old 06-07-2008, 12:07 PM   #15
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Well maybe if you had of been a good boy you'd be enjoying a Cheese Steak, fries, and a coke with the BigMan himself when the rapture hits. Yes people. Heaven serves Cheese Steaks.
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Oh well, I tried to fool Tiny, but the truth is, I've sinned soooo much that I've earned a first class ticket to hell. They even reserved a couch for me in the lounge! At least they have WiFi! I can still post here while I burn for all eternity!

YAY FOR ME!!!
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Old 06-07-2008, 12:14 PM   #17
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There's beer in hell. Guinness.
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Sweet Deal!!! I bet its warm though....

But just watch, I'll get there and Cain's squirrel will have just finished the last pint. I swear if he does, I'll be the end of him!



Squirrel meat beats bologna any day!
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Old 06-07-2008, 12:47 PM   #19
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For ten extra dollars you can have a map included with a "you ain't here" sticker on it so your heathenous loved ones can find you if they happen to come late to the party....

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Sweet! I can't wait to kneel at Mary's feet!

Man... Stuck in the Catholic area! And I just bet you can smell the funnel cakes and smoked sausages coming from the food court! Damn!

I like that the "Damned Viewer" is the most popular attraction. I have to say, I am a bit concerned about the 100 foot wall (unsure of the scale) with the turrets and guards around the perimeter!

Although... I have just one question.



Who's this? I thought I remember learning that back in the day... Satan was at the left hand of god!


Oh damn!!!! None of us are going to Heavenland!

We may think it is when we get there... But our version will be the Neverland Ranch and we will all discover that we are 9 year old boys!!!

"Welcome to Hell... Heeee Heeeeeeeee!"
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"For this we say unto you by the word of the Lord, that we which are alive and remain unto the coming of the Lord shall not prevent them which are asleep. For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the trump of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first: Then we which are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds, to meet the Lord in the air: and so shall we ever be with the Lord." I Thessalonians 4:15-17
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The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.
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wow... this thread is a bit sac religious.
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Blasphemy... Blas for you... Blas for EVERYONE!!!
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The sacrilege here is someone preying on people's beliefs concerning the end of times to make a quick buck.
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The sacrilege here is someone preying on people's beliefs concerning the end of times to make a quick buck.
The sad part of what you say here is the elderly who seem to get duped more often, but the truly stupid who buy in to this deserve to loose their money.
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The sacrilege here is someone preying on people's beliefs concerning the end of times to make a quick buck.
And Dare wins the award for the most valid point made on WF.

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The sacrilege here is someone preying on people's beliefs concerning the end of times to make a quick buck.
There's a sucker born every minute....

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