We have set up a system to send documents by the email, to the addresses you provide, 6 days after the "Rapture" of the Church. This occurs when 3 of our 5 team members scattered around the U.S fail to log in over a 3 day period. Another 3 days are given to fail safe any false triggering of the system.
We give you 150mb of encrypted storage that can be sent to 12 possible email addresses, in Box #1. You up load any documents and choose which documents go to who. You can edit these documents at any time and change the addresses they will be sent to as needed. Box #1 is for your personal private letters to your closest lost friends and relatives.
We give you another 100mb. of unencrypted storage that can be sent to up to 50 email addresses, in Box #2. You can edit the documents and the addresses any time. Box #2 is for more generic documents to lost family & friends.
The cost is $40 for the first year. Re-subscription will be reduced as the number of subscribers increases. Tell your friends about You've Been left behind.
As amazingly funny as I found this, do the scams ever stop?? I hate to think of some old woman on a fixed income wasting a dime on this because she's fallen into thinking it will save her grandchildren.
I'm thinking of starting my own Post Rapture business. Tell me what you think....
Post Rapture sandwiches. Wrapped in scripture and smothered in divine justice. I'm sure people will be hungry whilst they wait for... um... while they wait. Think bologna and kraft immitation cheese on white would be good for the sinners??
Oh well, I tried to fool Tiny, but the truth is, I've sinned soooo much that I've earned a first class ticket to hell. They even reserved a couch for me in the lounge! At least they have WiFi! I can still post here while I burn for all eternity!
YAY FOR ME!!!
NJ Army National Guard
Ready for deployment.
So many mods planned for the upcoming YJ:
3.5" lift kit
33" General Grabbers
Massey Ferguason Grey body
Kubota Orange suspension components
"For this we say unto you by the word of the Lord, that we which are alive and remain unto the coming of the Lord shall not prevent them which are asleep. For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the trump of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first: Then we which are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds, to meet the Lord in the air: and so shall we ever be with the Lord." I Thessalonians 4:15-17
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.