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Old 11-18-2009, 03:46 AM   #1
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The Writing On The Wall

Funny sh*t you've seen in the stall.


Here I sit, in the hall of vapors.
Some darn fool done stole the papers.
The bell has rung I must not linger.
Look out @$$ here comes my finger.



Those who write on bathroom walls,
Roll their sh*t in little balls.
And you who read these words of wit,
Eat those little balls of sh*t.

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as i sit here broken hearted
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Old 11-18-2009, 09:23 AM   #6
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in a unisex bathroom: "if you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie wipe the seaty."

inscribed in the port-a-potty at rausch creek: "Tom is a Qwear." < dumbass
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Old 11-18-2009, 09:43 AM   #7
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as i sit here broken hearted
tried to shit butt only farted
Here's the full version mate.


Here I sit, all broken hearted
I came to sh*t and only farted.
I wasted a dime, but what the hell,
at least I can sit, and enjoy the smell.
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Damn you even Googled for the right area code!






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inscribed in the port-a-potty at rausch creek: "Tom is a Qwear." < dumbass
next time I'm up there Im going to have to write..."Bess, this porta potty is very moist"
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next time I'm up there Im going to have to write..."Bess, this porta potty is very moist"
I don't get it.
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I don't get it.
Bess...is one of Jess's friends that comes to RC with her. She has this funny thing that she finds the words "moist"...and "supple" disgusting. We torture her ever since we found that out. Its loads of fun..hehehe
Feel free to ask her about it, shes on the forum too... http://www.wranglerforum.com/members/bess725-10890.html
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Done.
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Just a few more inches Red. You can take it.


If you haven't gotten more out of the insurance company than you deserve, then you haven't screwed them nearly as much as they have been screwing you for the past xx years.
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Old 11-18-2009, 04:23 PM   #19
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I love the idiots who all draw the swastikas backwards. What are they Buddhists?

Here's one of my favorites written in stalls all over Temecula:

Geoff's mom is hot!


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Cain is that at that one place in town across from the other? Don't want the picture to come down of GEOFF's mom. So we are keeping it at that lol
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If you haven't gotten more out of the insurance company than you deserve, then you haven't screwed them nearly as much as they have been screwing you for the past xx years.
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Old 11-18-2009, 04:26 PM   #21
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That is freaking hilarious cain!!!
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Ceiling Cat is watching you masturbate.

If you shake it more than three times, that counts as jerking off.

No matter how much you jiggle and dance, that last drop always lands in your pants.

Call Jenny for a good time, 867-5309.

Watch that wide stance.
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Yea anyone else feel free to drop by Bess725's profile..leave her a comment about how the weather is moist and other things of moistness...she'll enjoy it. I promise.
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Ceiling Cat is watching you masturbate.

If you shake it more than three times, that counts as jerking off.

No matter how much you jiggle and dance, that last drop always lands in your pants.

Call Jenny for a good time, 867-5309.

Watch that wide stance.
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Yea anyone else feel free to drop by Bess725's profile..leave her a comment about how the weather is moist and other things of moistness...she'll enjoy it. I promise.
You know what they say about paybacks.
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Old 11-19-2009, 01:53 AM   #26
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I guess I should contribute, "some people come to sit & think.
I just come to sh!t & stink"
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There was a very short time of my life that I spent at a community college before I enlisted. For a real short part of that time the custodial engineers had came up with a cool idea. They had taken a huge piece of paper and attached it to the walls of the stalls to give the students a place to write out their tension. I thought it was cool, then they took it down.
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I love the idiots who all draw the swastikas backwards. What are they Buddhists?

Here's one of my favorites written in stalls all over Temecula:

Geoff's mom is hot!


Would you please stop writting that in all the bathrooms in Temecula.... It's getting a little old....
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I love the idiots who all draw the swastikas backwards. What are they Buddhists?

Here's one of my favorites written in stalls all over Temecula:

Geoff's mom is hot!


This one going the right direction?
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Before I get into deep doo-doo here,the swastika is a symbol of love and harmony with nature,kinda a continum of life and death,much like ying-yang,for every action-equal and opposite.Me being the ass that I am,will drive it home with 44's.Irony.

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