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Old 09-08-2008, 06:02 PM   #1
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FRESNO, Calif. - Authorities say they've arrested a man who broke into the home of two California farmworkers, stole money, rubbed one with spices and whacked the other with a sausage before fleeing.

Fresno County sheriff's Lt. Ian Burrimond says 22-year-old Antonio Vasquez was found hiding in a field wearing only a T-shirt, boxers and socks after the Saturday morning attack.

He says deputies arrested Vasquez after finding a wallet containing his ID in the ransacked house.

The farmworkers told deputies the suspect woke them Saturday morning by rubbing spices on one of them and smacking the other with an 8-inch sausage.

Burrimond says money allegedly stolen was recovered.
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Old 09-08-2008, 06:28 PM   #2
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too funny
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Stop guys. Felony sausage wacking is no laughing matter!!!
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I wonder if he brought the rub and sausage with him, or if it was a crime of opportunity.
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Mmmmm spicy sausage! Maybe it was a crime of passion!!!
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You think he would give me his recipe? I might need to knock off a convenience store.
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Stop guys. Felony sausage wacking is no laughing matter!!!
That made me laugh almost as much as the original story.
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