The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker, significant other or just plain friend!
• DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
• SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
• SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
• ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine.
• DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
• SAFER: Wow, you sure look good in brown!
• SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
• ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine.
• DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
• SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
• SAFEST: Here's my paycheck.
• ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine.
• DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
• SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
• SAFEST: Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?
• ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine.
• DANGEROUS: What did you DO all day?
• SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today.
• SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
• ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some more wine.
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