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Old 09-19-2006, 01:02 PM   #1
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This joke could save a life; perhaps even yours!

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker, significant other or just plain friend!


• DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
• SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
• SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
• ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine.


• DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
• SAFER: Wow, you sure look good in brown!
• SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
• ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine.


• DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
• SAFER: Could we be overreacting?
• SAFEST: Here's my paycheck.
• ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine.


• DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?
• SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.
• SAFEST: Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?
• ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some wine.

• DANGEROUS: What did you DO all day?
• SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today.
• SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
• ULTRA SAFE: Here, have some more wine.

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Old 09-19-2006, 07:13 PM   #2
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after reading that im gonna go have some wine

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Old 09-20-2006, 07:38 AM   #3
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after reading that im gonna go have some wine

is it.... that time of the month for you??
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Old 09-27-2006, 09:26 AM   #4
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Oh man...that's awesome, -- a good laugh
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Smile!

Glad I could help!
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