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Old 11-15-2010, 02:32 AM   #1
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#10 Life is sexually transmitted.



#9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.



#8 Men have two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.



#7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.



#6 Some people are like a Slinky - not really good for anything but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.



#5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday lying in hospitals, dying of nothing.



#4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.



#3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you $800,000 and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?



#2 In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and the people take Prozac to make it normal.



#1 Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers ... What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow.



And as someone recently said to me, "Don't worry about old age ... It doesn't last long".

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Old 11-15-2010, 09:04 AM   #3
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that was good...
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Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday lying in hospitals, dying of nothing.

i like
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Old 11-15-2010, 01:04 PM   #7
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#7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
or...

Light a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set him on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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Light a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set him on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
hahahaha. that is awesome!
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Old 11-16-2010, 11:30 PM   #11
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Light a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set him on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
I like that, I'll have to add that to the list

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