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Old 12-12-2007, 09:05 AM   #1
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Tiny's Kids..

I had a funny thought last night, thought I'd share. We've all heard, (or in some cases, taken part in!) the grade school arguments like;
"My Dad is stronger than your Dad!"
"Oh yeah? Well, my Dad's car is faster than your Dad's!"
"Oh yeah, well, my Dad can beat up you Dad!"

At this point, I can imagine Tiny's son walking up and saying;
"Yeah, great, but my 5-1 MOM could whoop all three of your Dads, at the same time, while they were armed, using only a spatula, and send them of to the emergency room crying for their Mamas!

Then she could crush all three of their Beemers in her Jeep! So piss off, all of you!


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Nice, except that She Hulk has shoes on!
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A spatula, Snig? Now why on earth would I use a spatula????
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Old 12-12-2007, 09:24 AM   #5
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I think it was a reference to his preferred fantasy of you barefoot, in the kitchen, baking cookies.
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A spatula, Snig? Now why on earth would I use a spatula????
Just something domestic, to embarrass them that much more! Although if you were baking cookies, I'll take one!
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I'm getting ready to, probably make some candy too before the week is out.
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I'm getting ready to, probably make some candy too before the week is out.
See, 02, she can be a domestic Goddess when she chooses to, she just keeps it hidden! I'll bet she is a regular mini-Martha Stewart!
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See, 02, she can be a domestic Goddess when she chooses to, she just keeps it hidden! I'll bet she is a regular mini-Martha Stewart!

Oh please, can Martha Stewart drywall a room, frame up a building, put on a slate roof, or wire a shop? I bet not.
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Just something domestic, to embarrass them that much more! Although if you were baking cookies, I'll take one!
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I'm getting ready to, probably make some candy too before the week is out.
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See, 02, she can be a domestic Goddess when she chooses to, she just keeps it hidden! I'll bet she is a regular mini-Martha Stewart!
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Oh please, can Martha Stewart drywall a room, frame up a building, put on a slate roof, or wire a shop? I bet not.
I'm sorry, I suppose I should have qualified that a little better; regular mini-Martha Stewart in the kitchen, but all Tiny Terror in every other room of the house! Look out!

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See, 02, she can be a domestic Goddess when she chooses to, she just keeps it hidden! I'll bet she is a regular mini-Martha Stewart!
Dude... don't be so enamored. If you ever meet her in person the first thing in her mind is going to be what technique to use to take you out quietly and efficiently if need be. Second to that is the escape route after you’re neutralized.
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Dude... don't be so enamored. If you ever meet her in person the first thing in her mind is going to be what technique to use to take you out quietly and efficiently if need be. Second to that is the escape route after you’re neutralized.
I'd imagine that happens with everyone she meets, and I've always found it logical to be nice to those who have the ability to readily disable me!

She knows she could, I know she could, let's move on to the next topic.

Nice thing w/ Tiny is she doesn't have to prove her johnson is bigger than anybody elses's!
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Her motto:

Smile and be polite... but ALWAYS be prepared to kill everyone you meet.
Sounds about right.
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Polite? Are you kidding me? You guys need to talk to my wheeling buddies, I curse like a drunk sailor and if you give me an opening, you're getting insulted.... in the nicest possible way of course.
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I gotta ask, where did your avatar come from? The more I see it, the more I wonder if it is something custom, it kinda looks like you!
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Nice thing w/ Tiny is she doesn't have to prove her johnson is bigger than anybody elses's!

Um... not sure how I missed this little gem but I'd just like to point out that I have an innie and not an outie. Don't want anyone thinking Snig has inside information.


And nope, that's a snagged picture cropped (yeah, there's more to it ). She's got blue eyes and mine are green.
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Um... not sure how I missed this little gem but I'd just like to point out that I have an innie and not an outie. Don't want anyone thinking Snig has inside information.
That was kinda my point, you don't get all caught up in the macho crap.. No pun intended on the "inside information", I'm sure...

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And nope, that's a snagged picture cropped (yeah, there's more to it ). She's got blue eyes and mine are green.
So, let's see it! I'm sure the eye color could be adjusted easily enough!
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Nope. I cropped it for a reason.
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sng you're such a sweet man! And Tiny rocks!
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Nope. I cropped it for a reason.
Does your avatar have a big ass, because that thigh looks to be huge.
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Does your avatar have a big ass, because that thigh looks to be huge.
And here I was going to assume it was because she was trying to be a lady, and now you gotta make her angry. Well, 4point, it's been nice knowing you, but I figure she is already on her way over to kill you, which is why she hasn't responded to your insensitive comment. I hope she makes it quick and painless, for your sake...








and I hope she gets it on tape for ours!
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And here I was going to assume it was because she was trying to be a lady, and now you gotta make her angry. Well, 4point, it's been nice knowing you, but I figure she is already on her way over to kill you, which is why she hasn't responded to your insensitive comment. I hope she makes it quick and painless, for your sake...








and I hope she gets it on tape for ours!
Nah, Tinys not going to kill me, and she knows I was just kidding about her avatar and I'm a professed asshole.
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Nah, Tinys not going to kill me, and she knows I was just kidding about her avatar and I'm a professed asshole.
Now that you mention it, she has mentioned that about you a few (hundred) times...

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Nope. I cropped it for a reason.
So, any chance of you sharing it via PM? Is it too naughty for here, or just to big of a picture?
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It was just too big of a picture you flakes and it had to be square. Hang on and I'll find the full one.
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It was just too big of a picture you flakes and it had to be square. Hang on and I'll find the full one.
While your at it do have a topless version of it. After this is a jeep site and topless rocks.
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There you go. and Pointie... NO!.
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