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Old 01-30-2008, 10:23 PM   #1
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Tired of those pesky Alien Abductions??

Are you tired of waking up in strange surroundings with your clothes askew?
Tired of the constant anal probes?
Tired of the missing time?

Take action! Keep those Aliens out of your head!

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Old 01-30-2008, 10:28 PM   #2
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Just stop answering the phone when Tiny calls, she'll get bored eventually and leave you alone. I know, it worked for me!

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Old 01-30-2008, 10:29 PM   #3
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Are you tired of waking up in strange surroundings with your clothes askew?
Tired of the constant anal probes?
Tired of the missing time?
Hell that is just a normal friday night for us cc?

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Jeeze...so this is what you search the internet for late at night?
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Old 01-30-2008, 10:30 PM   #5
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Tired of those pesky Alien Abductions??
No, actually, I'm not.
I get to travel, see new places, meet new beings and waking up in strange places is always a fun adventure.
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Old 01-30-2008, 10:33 PM   #6
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No, actually, I'm not.
I get to travel, see new places, meet new beings and waking up in strange places is always a fun adventure.
Shhh! That was supposed to be a secret!
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Just stop answering the phone when Tiny calls, she'll get bored eventually and leave you alone. I know, it worked for me!


Um.... you got a better chance of seeing god than having me call you Snig. Cain, I have to charge my phone, hang on a sec.
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Um.... you got a better chance of seeing god than having me call you Snig. Cain, I have to charge my phone, hang on a sec.
Well, sure, you say that NOW, after you are all angry...
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Shhh! That was supposed to be a secret!
Oh, I thought that was you. You're taller than I expected you to be.

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Oh, I thought that was you. You're taller than I expected you to be.

It's the big black eyes, it throws people off!
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It's the big black eyes, it throws people off!
And here I thought it was just 'cause I'm half leprechaun.
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OK gang! I'm finally free of the alien scourge!

Thats right! I built my Anti-Abduction hat in the wee hours of the morning... Thats when they come get you outta bed by the way... So now, I'm safe! No more missing time... No more anal probes! No more 80 foot satellite dishes hanging outta my arse! I can finally relax!



Or can I?!

Oh well, at least those damned CIA mind control micro-waves have stopped!

Yeah, this is the product of insomnia!!! It's OK... I'm getting help!
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That boy just aint right in the head!
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Are you tired of waking up in strange surroundings with your clothes askew?
Tired of the constant anal probes?
Tired of the missing time?


Actually, this first part reminds me more of my first year in the army. Well, maybe not the anal probes.
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Old 01-31-2008, 08:55 AM   #15
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OMG Chris... I see you had a fever last night. Can I have a hat like that?
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Old 01-31-2008, 09:12 AM   #16
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OMG Chris... I see you had a fever last night. Can I have a hat like that?
You sure can! It utilizes pyramid power and the unique properties of the aluminum alloy to create an alien-resistant barrier! Plus, thru my fillings, I can pick up XM radio!
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Does it come with matching anal protection? From what I've heard that's the next thing they violate when you are abducted.
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Old 01-31-2008, 09:40 AM   #18
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Does it come with matching anal protection? From what I've heard that's the next thing they violate when you are abducted.
Sure does.... but I thought it best NOT to post that pic!
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Old 01-31-2008, 10:39 AM   #19
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OK gang! I'm finally free of the alien scourge!

Thats right! I built my Anti-Abduction hat in the wee hours of the morning... Thats when they come get you outta bed by the way... So now, I'm safe! No more missing time... No more anal probes! No more 80 foot satellite dishes hanging outta my arse! I can finally relax!



Or can I?!

Oh well, at least those damned CIA mind control micro-waves have stopped!

Yeah, this is the product of insomnia!!! It's OK... I'm getting help!
Wow, you just upped the ante on crazy for this forum.
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Old 01-31-2008, 02:00 PM   #21
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This is serious!!! Abductions run rampant in my family.... This is my cousin Jim Bob and his cat Tinkles!
Poor Tinkles has been anally probed 42 times!

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I think it's too late for this guy.

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Old 01-31-2008, 04:07 PM   #23
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The kids insisted we make these when we happened to catch the movie "Signs." I dig 'em. And they work. Not a single alien visit since I made 'em.

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Bahahahahaha, I love it.
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Oh my goodness. They multiply.
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Old 02-15-2008, 05:33 AM   #26
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UPDATE:

Oh man...You really need these!

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Just remember... Should you ever be abducted by aliens while wearing Location Earth Dog Tags and not returned safely to earth you will be entitled a full refund of the purchase price!

And should you wish to be among the lucky few... Please click the link and fill out the request form!

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Old 02-15-2008, 08:07 AM   #27
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OH MY!
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Old 02-18-2008, 02:48 PM   #28
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How about this one?



...and add this smiley

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How about this one?



...and add this smiley


...or this one

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Old 01-16-2009, 12:15 PM   #30
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Well guys... It's been almost a year now and guess what???

No alien abductions! The tin foil works!

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