Saw a bumper sticker: "Don't honk....driver is reloading"....
get in--buckle up--hang on
"soothing agricultural implement/personal servant/Walter Mitty multidimensional access utility device conveniently travels on pavement when necessary and often keeps me warm/cool/dry/soothed as needed."
AAA batteries get their attention nicely as well but I also found that cleaning my windshield for a slightly extended period will also get them to back off. If they get real close flip on your lights which will illuminate your tail lamps and often get them to stand on the brakes as you keep on truckin
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