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Old 09-02-2008, 01:22 AM   #1
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This outta be fun.

Got a wedding, on the 13th, best man again(this will be the fourth time for me)

This is a young man(25) and the friend relationship has been forever but always a love /hate one.

I've always kept it short and "winged" it because people dun wanna hear that chit and just wanna eat.

Any original ideas?

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Old 09-02-2008, 01:29 AM   #2
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Call him an a-hole and his new wife a hottie. Take a drink and then sit down.

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Old 09-02-2008, 01:33 AM   #3
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Call him an a-hole and his new wife a hottie. Take a drink and then sit down.
This is what I'm looking for but not a re-run of the "wedding singer"

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Old 09-02-2008, 01:47 AM   #4
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Keep calling the new wife by a different name.
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Old 09-02-2008, 01:55 AM   #5
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Toast to the happy couple and say:

"I was sure he was going to marry Julie... Man she was hot! But, I guess he didn't too awful bad with this one! She was an OK lay when I dated her!"
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Old 09-02-2008, 02:02 AM   #6
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C'mmon

Calling his new wife hot or saying you've already slept with here is nothing "new"


Good ideas but not new guys and gals
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Old 09-02-2008, 02:14 AM   #7
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Oh hell, Noise. You're looking for ideas to participate in the lamest part of the reception. Weddings blow, especially ones that require a best man or brides maids. There's not a thing you can say interesting enough that people aren't thinking STFU so that we can eat this crappy food, get the hell out of here, and change out of these uncomfortable clothes.
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Old 09-02-2008, 02:14 AM   #8
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You could always toast 'em in the buff!
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Old 09-02-2008, 02:16 AM   #9
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Toast them in German (I'm sure Nico could help) so they don't know what you're saying.
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Old 09-02-2008, 07:03 AM   #10
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Only thing I can offer: Tell the husband to put his hand on top of her's. Then say, "that feels nice dosn't it, (insert his name) Well, just so you know this is the only time you will ever have the upper hand in your marraige so enjoy it while you can". Then sit down and eat some food.
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Old 09-02-2008, 10:25 AM   #11
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You could say something like, "Wow, after the farm animal fascination, I never thought he'd go back to women but, hey, maybe she's into that stuff too. Cheers!"

Or, "Here's to swimmin with bow legged women."

Or, "Here's to a long happy life together."
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Old 09-02-2008, 01:13 PM   #12
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Tell them about the time you had sex with the groom.



























JK of coarse.

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