Well, I usually eat too much but I've never puked from overeating on Turkey Day. Each year before the big feast I tell myself that I'm not going to indulge as much as in previous years. I never seem to follow through with that plan.
I have a turkey in the smoker right now. The big meal starts at 4:00. A couple of weeks ago I made a modified recipe of Chex Mix and smoked it. It supposedly gets better a few weeks after it has been smoked, so I sealed a double batch in some ziplock bags and I've managed to not get into the bags during that time. I will have it in a large bowl for anyone who wants to sample my concoction while they are waiting for everything else to cook.