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Old 04-08-2008, 01:59 AM   #1
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The Wal-Mart Greeter


A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids,

yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly, "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice

children you have there. Are they twins?"

The woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't! The oldest one's 9 and

the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?"


"I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am," replied the greeter. "I just couldn't believe someone

would sleep with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart."

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Thats something I would say to a lady if I worked at Wally World!
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This thread reminded me of the comedian Jeff Dunham with Bubba J who was talking about his wife. They were married and the reception was at wal-mart because it was easier to return the gifts. The greeter said to the couple "Welcome to Wal-Mart, now get your S**t and get out!!" I still laugh everytime I hear it.
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Jeff Dunham is hilarious.
His puppet "Walter" is the best. That block of wood is one miserable old bastard...I aspire to be just like him when I hit 70

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