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Old 08-11-2008, 12:40 AM   #31
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Custer was a pussy. You ain't!
haha nice

same movie
"beautiful day out"
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Little Girl: ...and then Mommy kissed Daddy, and the angel told the stork, and the stork flew down from heaven, and put the diamond in the cabbage patch, and the diamond turned into a baby!
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when we get home I'm gonna punch your momma in the mouth, cuz there ain't no way that you come from my loins!

great movie!! One of my all time favorites!!!


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Ok I know first post and stuff but here goes:

"make like a tree and get the F**K outta here"

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that reminded me of this one!





"Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is. Hallelujah. Holy shit. Where's the Tylenol?"
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A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti

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Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.
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"Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is. Hallelujah. Holy shit. Where's the Tylenol?"
Absolutly the most classic rant ever in a movie!
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I use this one quite a bit.
"Merry Christmas. Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah"
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of course to go with the alien movies:

"Elevator to hell, going down!"

man theres so many... a lot of good ones in this thread already. it's like you say them all the time, but when you need to think of one, you cant. haha. hmmm.... i'll think and come back

well theres always the cheesy arnold lines from like every movie he was in

"DO IT! I'm HERE! KILL ME! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!"
- predator

"Remember when I told you I was going to kill you last?"
"yeah..."
"I lied."
- commando

"let off some steam bennett"
- commando

oh and thinking of arnold got me thinking of true lies, when the car salesman is tlaking to harry (arnold) about his wife:

"and a pair of t***ies! Make you wanna stand up and beg for buttermilk! Ass like a ten year old boy! Haha-"
CRUNCH as his neck snaps in the dream by arnold. haha love that part

oh and ving rhames in pulp fiction:
"Gonna get a couple of hard pipe hittin ni**as to go to town with a pair of pliers and a blow torch."

i'll think of more...
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how could i forget

"how could you get a picture if you were above the MiG?"
"you see, we were inverted"
cough"Bull sh*t"

it's not word for word but you know
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of course to go with the alien movies:

"Elevator to hell, going down!"

man theres so many... a lot of good ones in this thread already. it's like you say them all the time, but when you need to think of one, you cant. haha. hmmm.... i'll think and come back

well theres always the cheesy arnold lines from like every movie he was in

"DO IT! I'm HERE! KILL ME! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!"
- predator

"Remember when I told you I was going to kill you last?"
"yeah..."
"I lied."
- commando

"let off some steam bennett"
- commando

oh and thinking of arnold got me thinking of true lies, when the car salesman is tlaking to harry (arnold) about his wife:

"and a pair of t***ies! Make you wanna stand up and beg for buttermilk! Ass like a ten year old boy! Haha-"
CRUNCH as his neck snaps in the dream by arnold. haha love that part

oh and ving rhames in pulp fiction:
"Gonna get a couple of hard pipe hittin ni**as to go to town with a pair of pliers and a blow torch."

i'll think of more...

total recall--"cohegan, you got what you wanted, now give these people some air!"
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how could i forget

"how could you get a picture if you were above the MiG?"
"you see, we were inverted"
cough"Bull sh*t"

it's not word for word but you know
"The Plaque for the alternate in in the Lady's Room! " Top Gun

"Okay; Who's the U-Boat Captain?" Risky Business

"Your a Hooker??? And i was just thinking I was doing great with you!" Arther

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"Well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard. That's my policy. " Dirty Harry
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Anybody ever tell you you look like a penis with a hat on? Tom Hanks A League of There Own

Hehehe..... "Avoid the clap, Jimmy Doogan." Kid in League of Their Own reading what Tom Hanks wrote on his baseball.
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And keeping with the Airplane theme...

"I just want you both to know... We're pulling for ya... GOOD LUCK!"


And


"This woman has to be taken to a hospital!

A hospital? What is it?

It's a large building with doctors and patients. But, that's not important right now!"
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Any quote from this movie.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0095016/quotes
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And keeping with the Airplane theme...

"I just want you both to know... We're pulling for ya... GOOD LUCK!"


And


"This woman has to be taken to a hospital!

A hospital? What is it?

It's a large building with doctors and patients. But, that's not important right now!"
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