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Old 07-30-2013, 11:25 AM   #61
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You know you guys can get land for dollars an acre in northern Mexico; no taxes, no obamacare, no banker handouts, auto bailouts, airline give-outs, or corporate welfare. No NSA surveillance (well, the FBI will still watch ya), drone surveillance (not yet, anyway) or tapped phones. Little actual gun enforcement, traffic laws, and no environmental protection. Best of all, the immigration problem there is in southern Mexico, far from where you'd be (what... You thought people wouldn't run, jump, & swim to get IN Mexico? They do.). But then you'd have to build a firehouse, police station, armory, elect old dogger Supreme Poobah, finance your own purchases and return to a manufacturer-user society. How ya gonna pay for those things? Communal funds?

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Old 07-30-2013, 03:25 PM   #62
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Aw hell, I'd probably come along with all ya'll, at least if it weren't so hot. Other than that, it doesn't really sound that bad.... Could I be vice pooh-bah?

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Old 08-08-2013, 03:28 PM   #63
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I'm still looking for more of that free money/compenstion for doing nothing, from the White House! The food stamps that I am receiving just isn't cutting it..........
Maybe free lodging and a Leir Jet at my disposal, would be very helpful, and of coarse a free membership to the best Golf Coarse in Hawahii would also be very nice..........
If I could only land one of those political jobs, then I would have all of the above for life, O'well, we shall see what happens at election time....

I think that it is time for another Budweiser, at least my food stamps pays for my Brew...........
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Old 09-19-2013, 08:17 PM   #64
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Ha. So funny and not at all stereotypical.
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Old 09-20-2013, 10:43 AM   #65
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DEA Agent. Growing up where I did really shows how bad drugs can affect a community, and instead of following the crowd and joining in or ignoring it, I'd rather walk a different path.
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Old 09-20-2013, 07:29 PM   #67
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My current job of flight nurse and dad.
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After careers as a paramedic and as a civil engineer. I'm ready to murder fish. And worry if the tide,s gonna reach my beach chair.
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Old 09-24-2013, 01:17 AM   #70
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Currently studying at Texas A&M ( ) to be an explorational geophysicist (find oil)! Hoping to get a job as a roughneck during next my summer off
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Old 09-24-2013, 02:54 PM   #71
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Working for the Auto Industry. With benifits, I will be making over $70.00 per hour, and if I get laid off, well I will still get about 90% of my pay. I will receive up too 12 weeks of vacation, and on my lunch hour, well I can drink all of the Budweiser, that I want, and of coarse smoke my Pot. What a great deal this would be.............
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Old 09-24-2013, 06:02 PM   #72
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I'm really lucky in that I enjoy my job and there is nothing I would rather do.

I'm an engineer and for the last 7 years all I do is work special projects, investigate and correct other peoples screw ups, and manage large projects.

My current project takes me into 2016 at which time I will retire.

In some ways I will miss it. I enjoy the stress and going 100MPH with your hair on fire.
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Old 09-25-2013, 04:15 PM   #73
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I want to be a Senator, or Representative, so I can receive pay offs from all of the Lobyists. Just think, that would be tax free money.
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Old 09-26-2013, 12:18 PM   #74
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I'd like to be king of a nation, not necessarily a big one, but one with a huge oil resource and refining capacity. I'd have a personal army, a helicopter, a couple yachts and wall-to-wall tits.
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Old 09-26-2013, 01:48 PM   #75
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I'd like to be king of a nation, not necessarily a big one, but one with a huge oil resource and refining capacity. I'd have a personal army, a helicopter, a couple yachts and wall-to-wall tits.
I love that job. I want that one.
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Old 09-26-2013, 07:56 PM   #76
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Old 09-26-2013, 08:56 PM   #77
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To be a mechanical engineer at Ford...but, since i dropped out of mechanical engineering and got my degree in marketing and finance instead, that seems a bit outta reach now lol.
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Old 09-27-2013, 10:55 PM   #78
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I want the job of being the Obama health care Administrator. This way I will be able to see FIRST HAND all of these middle class workers cry, as their heath care costs SKY ROCKET. Just maybe then, they will have a true understanding of how great this is for all of us, that are not middle class, because I as the Administrator, will make sure that you pay for all of the costs....WOW, THIS IS GREAT JOB.....
My new job, has earned a hand.....
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Old 09-28-2013, 03:29 AM   #79
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I'd love to teach handgun classes for women, return to being a martial arts instructor, & dust off my potters' wheel & tools & throw pots. The first 2 for income, the last as my hobby. I understand it's not always a good idea to make your hobby your profession.
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Old 09-28-2013, 02:01 PM   #80
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I want to be the Chairman of the FAR LEFT PARTY.
This way it will always be easy to defend all of our short comings, WHICH ARE MANY. All that I have to say is, if you don't agree with my parties failures and actions, then you are a Racist..............This way, the word Racist, will over shadow all of our lack of achievements, and failures...........This is a great way to divert the attention for the truth..............WOW, this will be a great job for me.................
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I want to be the Chairman of the FAR LEFT PARTY. This way it will always be easy to defend all of our short comings, WHICH ARE MANY. All that I have to say is, if you don't agree with my parties failures and actions, then you are a Racist..............This way, the word Racist, will over shadow all of our lack of achievements, and failures...........This is a great way to divert the attention for the truth..............WOW, this will be a great job for me.................
Give it up. No ones playing.
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Old 09-28-2013, 09:41 PM   #82
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No ones playing.
WOW...........playing, no this is not a game, but rather, I am bragging about the get job, that I wish I had............
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Old 09-28-2013, 10:42 PM   #83
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I just want to be a boy toy to a hot sugar mama.
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I just want to be a boy toy to a hot sugar mama.
I will add that I will also like to be a boy toy, but to 3 sugar mamas.
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Old 09-28-2013, 11:24 PM   #85
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I will add that I will also like to be a boy toy, but to 3 sugar mamas.
trust me . . . .It's not all it's cracked up to be

seriously though, if I could do absolutely anything, I would farm for a living. tough to make a go of it in that field, so I'll keep my day job.
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Old 09-28-2013, 11:34 PM   #86
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Give it up. No ones playing.

YOU PLAYED..................
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Old 09-29-2013, 08:39 AM   #87
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trust me . . . .It's not all it's cracked up to be

seriously though, if I could do absolutely anything, I would farm for a living. tough to make a go of it in that field, so I'll keep my day job.
Naw, it is easy. Get a job pickin for Monsanto -- Poof! You're a farmer.
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YOU PLAYED..................
You're right. I did. Damn!
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Old 10-05-2013, 04:20 AM   #89
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I want to be the President and live in the white House.

First of all, I will have the White House painted Brown, so it will now be called the Brown House.
I can now become the dictator, and rule with a iron fist.
The normal would be to lie, cheat, steel, play Golf daily, fly around the world at your expense, take lavish vacations at your expense, and if we run short on money, well I will sign a executive order to just print up some more, in other words spend all of your money, because you were dumb enough to elect me......
This is my Dream job, and if I follow the above guidelines while in office, well then I am sure to get reelected to another term..........

THANK YOU ALL FOR YOUR SUPPORT, BECAUSE MY CAMPAIN SLOGON WILL BE "CHANGE", AND YES WE CAN...........
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errr... trying to make a rhyme but the creative juices just aren't flowing so early this morning.

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