Could be anything from anybody. Here's mine that I'd like to hear from my wife:
"Hey honey, I was looking through your JP magazine and was thinking you could really use some serious upgrades to your wimpy Jeep. How 'bout you start with some locked Dana 60s, a nice long arm kit, and some 35" KM2s? Then we'll go from there with the winch, cage, bumpers and whatever else you think you'll need. Oh, and by the way, I took a really good paying job so it's my treat. Now, let's go have sex!"