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Old 10-22-2011, 10:13 PM   #1
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Whats some funny quotes

Quote from my dad "I don't know if I need to crap my pants or have a baby." :cryingfromlaughter:

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Old 10-22-2011, 10:15 PM   #2
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Off topic. But that picture is pretty cool. Where are you a chef at in stl?

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Old 10-22-2011, 10:18 PM   #3
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Right now I'm working at www.castlelaw.net. I'm going to apply at a family style Italian restaurant. I plan on owning a restaurant on a cruise ship one day.

And thanks on picture.
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Old 10-22-2011, 11:16 PM   #4
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Cool. I work for a tour company out of central Illinois. Didnt know of you worked anywhere I had been
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Old 10-23-2011, 12:00 AM   #5
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Brick house in chesterfield so far. I graduate Le Cordon Bleu on Wednesday
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Old 10-23-2011, 08:14 AM   #6
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"Here, hold this, I'll be right back"

"Don't do anything, I'll get some help"

"It's only 40°, you won't roll"

"The snow is easier, over the hill"

"It's not to steep, 2nd gear should doit"

"Even though the "E" light came on, don't worry, we've got another 25 miles"

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Old 10-23-2011, 08:47 AM   #8
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Old 10-23-2011, 12:29 PM   #9
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"Here, hold this, I'll be right back"

"Don't do anything, I'll get some help"

"It's only 40°, you won't roll"

"The snow is easier, over the hill"

"It's not to steep, 2nd gear should doit"

"Even though the "E" light came on, don't worry, we've got another 25 miles"

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All so. So true.
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Old 10-23-2011, 12:41 PM   #10
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Heh Heh, how about-

Don't worry, here's my HiLift Jack--even though you're on a hill--NO PROBLEMO !!

What!, stuck, I've gotta winch and even though you don't have any tow hooks, I'll just slap the hook on your bumper !

I don't need an air guage for airing down--I just kick the tire-

Always carry your compass with you, in case you get lost---you'll know if the moss-"Really grows on the North side of ther trees"

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Old 10-23-2011, 12:58 PM   #11
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Old 10-24-2011, 12:47 AM   #14
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From my dear departed dad...." son, either shit or get off the pot".....


Miss ya dad.... 13 years now.....
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I wanted my Dad to help me build me some stilts for a Halloween costume about 25 years ago. I told him they didn't need to be all that big, only 3 inches or so. He said "Son, there's only one place 3 inches makes a difference." So true....

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