Originally Posted by Ol' Red
You seem very interesting Tiny.
Now 'ang on there... interesting is an interesting choice of words. Do you doubt my bear story?? Hmmmmm???
It's the truth I tell you! The truth.
We later went back for the carcass so as to taxiderm it, but a tyrannosaurus had dragged it off behind the trees. It chewed off the arms, rendering it useless for our "right to bear arms" display in the front yard.