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Old 12-20-2007, 11:51 PM   #1
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Who would win in a fight....

Ethan Hawk or Jason Bourne aka David Webb.

Not Tom Cruise or Matt Damon but the character they play.


Not withstanding that we all know Tiny could take both of them at the same time.

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Old 12-21-2007, 12:02 AM   #2
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Jason Bourne FTW every time, technique is no substitute for simply going psycho ape-shit in a fight.
And while we are at it, Matt Damon kicks Tom Cruises ass too!

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Old 12-21-2007, 12:07 AM   #3
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Not withstanding that we all know Tiny could take both of them at the same time.

Cuz I have the element of surprise
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Old 12-21-2007, 02:01 AM   #4
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Jason Bourne

- and Tiny would descend from the rafters like a vampire bat!
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Old 12-21-2007, 02:05 AM   #5
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Matt would kick Tom right off the couch!
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Old 12-21-2007, 02:20 AM   #6
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Bourne, He's a machine. He always takes a step back after the carnage with that "holy shit, how did I do that" look. its all instinct.
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Old 12-21-2007, 08:26 AM   #7
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Another vote for Bourne. He'd come at Ethan like a spyder monkey and rip out his eyeballs.
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Old 12-21-2007, 09:13 AM   #8
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Another vote for Bourne. He'd come at Ethan like a spyder monkey and rip out his eyeballs.
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Old 12-21-2007, 12:39 PM   #9
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ok, Bourne over Hawk

but..

Tom over Matt.. why you ask?

easy Tom is an alien.... voodoo minds and shit like that Unless Matt morphes into predator. he's got no chance against Tom and he has his wholw cult following and shit.
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Old 12-21-2007, 01:51 PM   #11
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Old 12-21-2007, 02:42 PM   #12
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Old 12-21-2007, 07:51 PM   #13
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Not to hi jack the thread but who would win in a fight:
Mr.C or Scout?
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Well, thats even simpler! Mr C. would just take away his apron and smack him w/ his mandals!
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And the most important safety, I never put my booger hook on the bang switch unless I'm ready to fire.
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Old 12-21-2007, 08:04 PM   #16
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Not to hi jack the thread but who would win in a fight:
Mr.C or Scout?
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Old 12-21-2007, 08:28 PM   #17
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mandals


maybe i dont wanna know.. ? but WTF are mandals
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maybe i dont wanna know.. ? but WTF are mandals
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Mandals...they're mandals and that's how the HARDCORE do it.


And now you know, and knowing is half the battle!
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Old 12-22-2007, 04:34 PM   #19
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OK then.... Who would win between

Tom Cruise Megalon


OR...

Matt Damon Jet Jaguar?

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Old 12-22-2007, 05:37 PM   #20
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And now you know, and knowing is half the battle!
That is a huge garage and is that a ceiling fan in there?

Jason bourne hands down. WINNER!!!!!
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Old 12-22-2007, 06:08 PM   #21
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OK then.... Who would win between

Tom Cruise Megalon


OR...

Matt Damon Jet Jaguar?

Who cares? Those two would just wind up buggering each other! However, something tells me the Megalon thing would be catching!
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OK then.... Who would win between

Tom Cruise Megalon


OR...

Matt Damon Jet Jaguar?



I can see Tom's seam...

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