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Old 09-22-2009, 09:45 AM   #1
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Why female jeepers are so bad at math.....

Why are female Jeepers so bad at math...............

because their whole Jeep life they've been told

That this :
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Is a 10 inch lift !!

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Old 09-22-2009, 10:52 AM   #2
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Really? I can see next time I am in Livermore I am going to have to pay you a visit

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bad joke. didn't come out right. thousand appologies
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Old 09-22-2009, 02:59 PM   #4
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um ah this is like walking in on that akword conversation that u want to ask more about but probably shouldn't
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Yeah about that...
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Old 09-22-2009, 03:16 PM   #6
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i think tiny should "kitty" you.

this would be a nice one, no?
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who me, I'm bored i think i already ticked Cain off today. and drove him to drinking so she probably would. see people this is what happens when theirs nothing on the tv and its raining out side
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who me, I'm bored i think i already ticked Cain off today. and drove him to drinking so she probably would. see people this is what happens when theirs nothing on the tv and its raining out side
go play in the mud...u only have a jeep
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i have to work tonight so i cant and its to wet to work on it. grr curse u mother nature
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Old 09-22-2009, 03:28 PM   #10
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who me, I'm bored i think i already ticked Cain off today. and drove him to drinking so she probably would. see people this is what happens when theirs nothing on the tv and its raining out side
not you morphious, nvrdlmo.
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oh well never mind. u know whats cool, sitting on ur porch listening to the rain as it slowly falls on a nice cool day with ur dog and a cold drink.
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bad joke. didn't come out right. thousand appologies
I knew that, it would be a sad forum if we didn't joke around
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You have to remember that he lives next door to 2 nuclear labs. It was bound to happen.
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Old 09-22-2009, 06:39 PM   #14
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Oh man... Crash and burn!

Anyway, the joke goes like this.

I asked my Mom why the curtains on all the windows are so short in her house.

She sighed and said: For years your father had me convinced that this...



Was 10 inches.

Ba Dum Dum Tssssss

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Oh man... Crash and burn!

Anyway, the joke goes like this.

I asked my Mom why the curtains on all the windows are so short in her house.

She sighed and said: For years your father had me convinced that this...



Was 10 inches.

Ba Dum Dum Tssssss

Thank you CCain, I thought I was going to have to quit this forum too.

Anyone want to here a redneck joke !!!???
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That joke doesn't involve 2 guys peeing off a bridge does it?
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[QUOTE=JDsDream;446335]You have to remember that he lives next door to 2 nuclear labs. It was bound to happen.[/QUOT

are you saying collateral damage ? It just makes it easy to find the toilet.
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That joke doesn't involve 2 guys peeing off a bridge does it?
NO.

I heard this on blue collar radio.

Why is it so hard to solve a redneck murder ?
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The DNA is all the same and there's no dental records.
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Old 09-22-2009, 07:38 PM   #20
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Ok..........now I'll quit.

UUUUHHHHHHHHHH, door bell !! AH hahhhhh my half doors just showed up !!! gOTTA GO
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Old 09-22-2009, 07:42 PM   #21
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Don't feel too bad NVR... I got your joke and thought it was funny. I like it.
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Oh man... Crash and burn!

Anyway, the joke goes like this.

I asked my Mom why the curtains on all the windows are so short in her house.

She sighed and said: For years your father had me convinced that this...



Was 10 inches.

Ba Dum Dum Tssssss

Now that's funny.
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Oh man... Crash and burn!

Anyway, the joke goes like this.

I asked my Mom why the curtains on all the windows are so short in her house.

She sighed and said: For years your father had me convinced that this...



Was 10 inches.

Ba Dum Dum Tssssss

Are you subliminally implying that Dick Cheney isn't well endowed?
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Old 09-22-2009, 09:21 PM   #24
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Are you subliminally implying that Dick Cheney isn't well endowed?
Eh... It was the only pic I could find on Google using that particular hand gesture. But to answer your question. I don't have to imply that. The last time I was in DC the curtains at Number One Observatory Circle looked awful short to me. You know it's really bad when you can see how short they are from the outside.
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I figured.

By the way, it's ok (even for Army/Air Force guys) to call say the VP's house is at the Naval Observatory. Us Navy guys appreciate the free press!
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Some threads just need to die a silent death. This is one of them.
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look at it in the videos bush dose not talk when Cheney's drinking water what does that say lol
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Some threads just need to die a silent death. This is one of them.
This thread shall die loudly and take a bit of time.

BTW, you still post on here? I haven't seen you tell us to shaddup in weeks!
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This thread shall die loudly and take a bit of time.

BTW, you still post on here? I haven't seen you tell us to shaddup in weeks!
I'm always here, and shaddup Larry!



When have ever told you guys to shutup?
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I'm always here, and shaddup Larry!



When have ever told you guys to shutup?
You mean BESIDES at 0902 and 0955 today?

Just kiddin'. Glad to see you posting is all!

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