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Old 08-23-2010, 09:54 PM   #1
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Wife wants sex, I want Jeep

Searching for a nice jeep is taking up all my “after kid is sleeping” free time. Wife wants sex, I cant get enough of Jeep s:lol:

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Old 08-23-2010, 10:00 PM   #2
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You have children, and your wife still wants sex? Dude! Wake up!

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Old 08-23-2010, 10:17 PM   #3
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Whats 5 mins downtime from the forum?
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Old 08-23-2010, 10:26 PM   #5
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Hurry up and get a Jeep... throw a couple pillows in the back seat... profit.
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Old 08-23-2010, 10:30 PM   #6
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I've found that "breakin in the jeep"was too distracting.I had to climb off and crawl under it to find the squeak,lost concentration when I discovered the antenna was bouncin off the kc light mount,chasin rattles in the dash.Hell,half hour passed before I realized the little missus had gone back in the house.
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gotta spend some quality time with the girl


I'm sure you'll wife will understand
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Old 08-24-2010, 07:27 AM   #10
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I love my jeep, but when the wife says "I want you now" I listen. A jeep will always be there for you, a wife wanting sex is rare, like a untitled CJ-2 with 3 miles on the clock still sitting on the showroom floor.
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Old 08-24-2010, 08:29 AM   #14
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Think I can get her number????
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Old 08-24-2010, 10:41 AM   #15
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WIN!

This is how I have done it in the past. Offroad to a remote location and get things done! Ha ha ha!
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Old 08-24-2010, 11:18 AM   #16
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Give her what she wants, when wifey is happy everyone is happy. Then search for the Jeep,
(are you insane?)



or just make a deal, if she helps you look at Jeeps you will accomodate later
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Old 08-24-2010, 12:29 PM   #17
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Searching for a nice jeep is taking up all my “after kid is sleeping” free time. Wife wants sex, I cant get enough of Jeep s:lol:

that's all
I think without pics this thread is useless.
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I think without pics this thread is useless.


yes pictures might be a good idea.
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Usually it's "pic's or it didn't happen" but in this case it's not happening so pic's would be useless
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Usually it's "pic's or it didn't happen" but in this case it's not happening so pic's would be useless
A pic of the Jeep and a pic of the wife will help us decide where his time is better spent.
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A pic of the Jeep and a pic of the wife will help us decide where his time is better spent.
Well, he does not have a jeep yet. He is searching for one.
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Old 08-24-2010, 12:43 PM   #22
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Well, he does not have a jeep yet. He is searching for one.
Well in that case we really need to see a pic of his wife.
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