Picture this scenario:
Cyber Vengeance R' Us: We intercepted this text message from a Wiki-reporter's wife's cellphone. In the text message the wife describes her husband's sexual prowess, or lack thereof, in the bedroom.
****Intercepted text message**** Johnathan couldn't get it up if you attached it to a 150 psi air compressor. All he talks about after work when he gets home is that guy in the cubical next to his. OMG I think he's gay.
Cyber Vengeance R'Us: This text message was intercepted from Grace Richardson's Verizon cellphone model #2312-F1. Her cellphone number is 808-555-4932. If you wish to voice your concerns about Grace's marital misfortune you can write her a letter and mail it to 34254 Westeria Lane, Honolulu, Hawaii, 94932. Or you can email her at firstname.lastname@example.org
. Johnathan's blood type is O negative. I'm sure an EMT will need to know that when they pick him up in the front lawn with a hatchet lodged in his skull. His psychiatrist, Dr. Morgan Whitter, will also need to be contacted in order to discontinue his therapy sessions until he recovers from the head trauma he will suffer from the axe wound. Thank you for your concern.