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Old 08-02-2011, 11:34 PM   #1
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Words of wisdom

Just would like to hear, (read) little bits of wisdom that everyone has heard throughout their lives.
I'll start,

"The only thing open after midnight is legs."

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Old 08-02-2011, 11:40 PM   #2
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"life if full of opportunities disguised as challenges" quote from Tiki Barber i saw in a magazine years ago..loved the quote..plan on getting it for my next tat

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Old 08-03-2011, 07:38 AM   #3
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from my dad.

do something even if its wrong
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Old 08-03-2011, 07:41 AM   #4
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From my boss...

"If your not making mistakes your not working at your full potential"

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Old 08-03-2011, 07:43 AM   #5
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Use your head for something besides holding your ears apart.
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Old 08-03-2011, 07:46 AM   #6
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If something is worth doing, it's worth doing right.

Always measure twice.

Father-inLaw said these to me.
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Old 08-03-2011, 08:45 AM   #7
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Old 08-03-2011, 06:11 PM   #8
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Old 08-03-2011, 06:30 PM   #10
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There is nothing in the dark that's not there in the light.
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Old 08-03-2011, 07:25 PM   #11
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There is nothing in the dark that's not there in the light.
You know how you get over your fear of the dark and monsters? As soon as the lights go out start masturbating. No monster or boogeyman wants to see that shit. As you perform whisper to the corner "This is for you!"

You'll be ok after that!

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Old 08-03-2011, 07:27 PM   #12
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Mind over matter
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Old 08-03-2011, 08:54 PM   #13
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You know how you get over your fear of the dark and monsters? As soon as the lights go out start masturbating. No monster or boogeyman wants to see that shit. As you perform whisper to the corner "This is for you!"

You'll be ok after that!

Wow I never thought of that, i'LLC let you know tomorrow if it works!!
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Old 08-03-2011, 09:02 PM   #14
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Old 08-03-2011, 09:18 PM   #15
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Old 08-03-2011, 10:15 PM   #16
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As a kid I would always say I want this and want that and I always would get this response from my grandpa

"want in one hand and chit in the other and see which one fills up first" lol
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Old 08-04-2011, 05:23 AM   #17
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You know how you get over your fear of the dark and monsters? As soon as the lights go out start masturbating. No monster or boogeyman wants to see that shit. As you perform whisper to the corner "This is for you!"

You'll be ok after that!

It worked!!!! Lol
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Old 08-04-2011, 06:01 AM   #18
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Old 08-04-2011, 06:18 AM   #19
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do's and don'ts of marriage
do's it every night and don'ts ever say no
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Sometimes I make decisions like famous people.
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Titanic's Captain Smith "What icebergs? Full speed ahead!"
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Old 08-04-2011, 06:29 AM   #20
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When married,
Never go to sleep mad at each other.
Work it out.

Once many years ago my wife was real mad and told me to go sleep on the couch. I sad no.
She got up and grabbed her pillow and went on the couch.
I gave her 5 minutes to get settled then walked out to the living room. I told her to move over as I squeezed in.
She started yelling and calling me names.
I only told her that "I refuse to sleep with-out my wife next to me."
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sex without a condom is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get!

don't sweat the petty things, and don't pet the sweaty things!
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Old 08-04-2011, 04:23 PM   #22
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Here are some words of wisdom:

In the rivers of bad government, the lightest things float to the top.
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Old 08-04-2011, 07:23 PM   #23
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dont scratch and piss......
(WAS NOT me who figured that out the hard way... but i wont forget it)
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and which one is your favorite? I personally like
Compromise

Let's agree to respect each others views, no matter how wrong yours may be.
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and which one is your favorite?
I used to be a phone monkey, so it used to be:

APATHY
If we don't take care of the customer,maybe they'll stop bugging us.

I work in a place that is sliding downhill. Merges, regionalization.... So many problems, so many of these are funny, because I see them happening. One of my all time favorites is:

TEAMWORK
A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction.
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