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Old 11-08-2013, 11:19 AM   #1
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Words of wisdom for a better life.

Post simple statements of wisdom. Sample
A act of kindness outlives the person.

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Old 11-08-2013, 11:22 AM   #2
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The simple truth is, that we don't need big Government controlling our lives!

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Old 11-08-2013, 08:25 PM   #3
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Old 11-08-2013, 08:55 PM   #5
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Old 11-08-2013, 09:34 PM   #6
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Don't pray for an easy life. Pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.

People shouldn't be afraid of their government. The government should be afraid of their people.

Those who give to others are happier than those who give to themselves.

Lifes a journey, not a destination.

If your the smartest person in the room, your in the wrong room.

He who kneels before God can stand before anyone.

You have to know your limits to pass them.
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Old 11-08-2013, 10:11 PM   #8
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Old 11-08-2013, 10:18 PM   #9
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...the road seems to go on forever...but you better believe it ends in an instant...
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Sure there is, Its a dog shittin tacks
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Old 11-09-2013, 07:17 AM   #17
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How far do you go to determine poop? If it looks like poop, does it feel and taste like poop?
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How far do you go to determine poop? If it looks like poop, does it feel and taste like poop?
Then be glad you didn't step in it.
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If your the smartest person in the room, your in the wrong room.

Sorry, but I couldn't help it.
If you're the smartest person in the room, you're in the wrong room.


Anyways, try to give one compliment a day. You'll feel better about yourself for it.
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Be honest.
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Help others.
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Old 11-09-2013, 04:16 PM   #26
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Sorry, but I couldn't help it. If you're the smartest person in the room, you're in the wrong room. Anyways, try to give one compliment a day. You'll feel better about yourself for it.
As you can see, I'm clearly not the smartest one in this room.
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