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Old 02-02-2007, 01:17 AM   #1
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Words Women Use

WORDS WOMEN USE:


1.) **FINE:** This is the word women use to end an argument when they
are right and you need to shut up.

2.) **Five Minutes:** If she is getting dressed, this means a half an
hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five
more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.)** Nothing:** This is the calm before the storm. This means
something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with
nothing usually end in fine.

4.) **Go Ahead:** This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) **Loud Sigh:** This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal
statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you
are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and
arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of
nothing.)

6.) **That's Okay:** This is one of the most dangerous statements a
women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and
hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) **Thanks:** A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just
say you're welcome.

8.) **Whatever: **Is a women's way of saying _F@!K_ YOU!

9.) **Don't worry about it, I got it:** Another dangerous statement,
meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several
times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man
asking "what's wrong", for the woman's response refer to # 3.
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Is it bad that I could recite these almost word for word without looking at the definitions first?
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No it's good, you know your place then.
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Old 02-02-2007, 10:05 AM   #4
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(I use much more colorful words, but I can't list them here)
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Old 02-02-2007, 10:59 AM   #5
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There is a BIG difference between knowing the terminology and actually conforming to the intentions. I've been married for 30 years and I know the terminology, I just have trouble remembering in the heat of the moment... making up is always the up side to this.
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