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Old 05-11-2011, 09:12 AM   #31
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^^^And do you have something against Texas? We don't allow you to date/marry your sister here, that's Arkansas and Kentucky. Get it straight!
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Old 05-11-2011, 10:33 AM   #37
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that's Arkansas and Kentucky. Get it straight!
nope!! its alabama and alaska
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Old 05-11-2011, 10:36 AM   #38
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Old 05-11-2011, 11:15 AM   #39
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nope!! its alabama and alaska
Technically. The incest state is Arkansas. In 49 other states legal marriage must be 3rd cousin or further. Where as in Arkansas it's 2nd cousin. Last I checked.
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When every time you hear banjos you know something bad is about to happen
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When your neighbors dog has more teeth than the neighbors wife
When hand me downs include trucks and girlfriends
You been married 3 times and have the same people over for family get togethers.
We have a liitle community a few milese outta the city like this and the joKes just keep getting worse. Gives us something to be proud of... We aint them.
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When your sheriffs deputy has been nicknamed Barney Fife

When you live next door to the golf course & airport

When you only have one stop light in town

When the favorite thing to do on a Friday night (after football season) is to go cow tipping
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Technically. The incest state is Arkansas. In 49 other states legal marriage must be 3rd cousin or further. Where as in Arkansas it's 2nd cousin. Last I checked.
Gotta throw it out therre but why so much interest in laws regardin marrying cousins?
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WV has a sliding scale for the cost of a marriage license based on who you're marrying (chart made from the guy's point of view):

Sister/Mother/Daughter/former Stepdaughter - Free
1st cousin/Aunt - 50% off
2nd cousin and beyond - 25% off
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When you see nothing but lifted trucks and jeeps. I love my hicktown saw a jackedup ford f350 just a little while ago and on the rear window it said got-r-did lol. Love it here
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Technically. The incest state is Arkansas. In 49 other states legal marriage must be 3rd cousin or further. Where as in Arkansas it's 2nd cousin. Last I checked.
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Gotta throw it out therre but why so much interest in laws regardin marrying cousins?
just to make sure i stay as far away as possible
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