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Old 05-11-2011, 06:04 PM   #61
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When you think that "Deliverance" was a love story.

We have a town nearby, called "Mims". Stands for "Mom Is My Sister".

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Around here, one of the main attractions at carnivals and stuff is a game called "cornhole". I'm not real sure what that is, but I ain't takin' any chances!

* when more than three cars at the red light constitutes a traffic jam.

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Around here, one of the main attractions at carnivals and stuff is a game called "cornhole". I'm not real sure what that is, but I ain't takin' any chances!

* when more than three cars at the red light constitutes a traffic jam.
When you don't even have a signal light
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Around here, one of the main attractions at carnivals and stuff is a game called "cornhole". I'm not real sure what that is, but I ain't takin' any chances!
Actually, cornhole is a game like horse-shoes, without the flying heavy metal objects.. I'd rather be hit with a corn bag, then a regulation horse shoe.
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Old 05-11-2011, 07:17 PM   #65
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You pass a guy pulled over on a lawn mower getting a breathalyzer test
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Old 05-11-2011, 07:33 PM   #67
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Actually, cornhole is a game like horse-shoes, without the flying heavy metal objects.. I'd rather be hit with a corn bag, then a regulation horse shoe.
Yeah, I knew what it was. I was kidding. Still, they could've come up with a name that sounded a bit less like a scene from Deliverance.
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Had a guy around here that was locked up for DUI twice- ON A HORSE. The reason he was on a horse? Lost his driver's license for DUI.
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Had a guy around here that was locked up for DUI twice- ON A HORSE. The reason he was on a horse? Lost his driver's license for DUI.
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My home town has one blinking yellow light. One time the wall of the 400 sq foot grocery store collapsed and shut down the highway for 3 days. I no longer live there but they now have 3 choices for take out dinner, a subway, said grocery store, and a brand new burgers-n-wok. You get the idea.
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Old 05-11-2011, 10:17 PM   #74
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Amen. When you can look out your windows of your house and see for 10 miles, and not see a single house.

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When half the conversations you hear from kids have dirtbike noises involved. When the local church makes up 50% of the towns population and they are all a special religion that doesnt exist except in your hicktown.

When your school is named for a type of tree nut and a type of rock formation.

When you have a stuffed animal in the lobby of your school that someone went to africa and shot.

When you eat venison more often then beef ( I like this one)

When you can look outside every night and count the deer in your yard.

When you can actually see all the stars at night because theres no city light pollution.

When someone has money and everyone talks about them.

When you have 4 trailer parks within 5 minutes of eachother.

When you dont have any cops cause they are too lazy to drive here.

When you have nothing to do for fun except talk about how there is nothing to do for fun.

When you go possum kicking and cow tipping after you get tired of talking about how there is nothing to do.

When you have the highest suicide rate in the state and most of the country, because theres nothing to do but drink and kill yourself.

When the local paper has been around for over a hundred years, and is in the top 25 oldest in the country, and they still cant spell anything right.
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Old 05-11-2011, 10:21 PM   #75
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When you say "I live in the old smith house" and everyone knows where.
When your mail comes with only your name and town no street address. (and you still get it)
When everyone you wanna see is sitting at the gas station or at the park.
If you don't know what your doing.... Someone else does.
And oh all these are sooo true.
All I hear on my cb for the next 2 months is combines and grain trucks talking to each other.
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Old 05-11-2011, 10:22 PM   #76
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When you don't even have a signal light
They took our flashing 4 way stop light out.
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When your high school has 30 over sized parking spaces for trucks

When that's not enough for all the trucks

When bikers occupy your back roads every weekend and it drives you crazy

When you live in a neighborhood, surrounded by farms

When a bear is a common sight in your neighborhood, in MARYLAND.

When there hasn't been a murder since the civil war

When your town is too small for walmart to move to

A common hangout is the ferry that takes cars across the potomac river

fishing and hunting go hand in hand with football and baseball

when football is the biggest sport yet they still suck

if you want to go any place besides mcdonalds it's a 25 mile drive

when you have a slave quarters still standing in your neighborhood

when little kids love going in the slave quarters on halloween

when cutting the lawn is what we do for fun

police do not patrol, they only live here and they don't pull over their neighbors

when you're friends with all the police

when you hear about other high school's parties getting busted you laugh because yours are on a farm in a barn 15 miles from anything you think to yourself this is the best way to party

when the entire town is hyped for a weekend BBQ/Fishing tournament

when dominos and 7/11 go out of business because people like family stores better

no signal lights

one gas station

fire station with two trucks/one police car is your only help

you learn to shoot a gun by age 5

when you get probably the nicest jeep in the town and everyone knows it's yours within one week and you get approached all the time now. jeeps attract the girls I like, sexy GRITS.
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you CANNOT get to your job or your house because Matt Damon is in town filming a movie. my street was blocked off by squad cars, went up to the cop said hey scott can i get through? "sure go on through". (the movie the informant was filmed in my town) when the guy the informant was about is in your cell phone's contact list.
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We had that issue when the home makeover thing was here.
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when the town maintence guy goes by boomer and you are trying to figure out his real name so you get the phone book and it says boomer and Jeniffer ***** (just happened between mom and i)
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You know when. Your wearing an American eagle shirt ad you get funny looks.

Or when your mom pulls up in her escalade and the guys at the gas station stair her down an laugh
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You know when. Your wearing an American eagle shirt ad you get funny looks.

Or when your mom pulls up in her escalade and the guys at the gas station stair her down an laugh
We do that, only it's a 17 year old boy in the HS parking lot who looks like a fool.
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when you have a buddy that drove his tractor to school.
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when you have a buddy that drove his tractor to school.
This, and when multiple people haul their boats to school so they can go fishing on the potomac after
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This, and when multiple people haul their boats to school so they can go fishing on the potomac after
We have drive your tractor to school day
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When you see nothing but lifted trucks and jeeps. I love my hicktown saw a jackedup ford f350 just a little while ago and on the rear window it said got-r-did lol. Love it here
I like the big truck that runs in Inglis Fl.

Rear window says UPPER CLASS WHITE TRASH

Even had a small plane up there with 4x4 suspension, next time I am taking a pic of that
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From when I lived in Maryland-----

You get stuck behind Amish buggy's on long winding roads

The 7-11 has a hitching post and the amish kids are inside playing pinball eating hot dogs and drinking a big gulp.

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