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Old 05-12-2011, 08:57 PM   #91
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When you're filling up at the gas station at the "major" intersection of town and a monster machine hauling bails of hay rolls down the street, but it's just another day.

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Old 05-13-2011, 07:16 AM   #93
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When "Come again soon" is painted on the back of the "Welcome to ______" sign.
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Old 05-13-2011, 09:23 PM   #94
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you CANNOT get to your job or your house because Matt Damon is in town filming a movie. my street was blocked off by squad cars, went up to the cop said hey scott can i get through? "sure go on through". (the movie the informant was filmed in my town) when the guy the informant was about is in your cell phone's contact list.
Yep. We had that when they filmed "Unstoppable" in our area...pretty neat to see Denzel Washington at a local car show in the next town over.

Oh, and the hick part...sorry...when you are sitting on the roof of your buddies house near the railroad tracks, drinking beer and watching them shoot the train footage of "Unstoppable"...drunk as $h!t.
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Yep. We had that when they filmed "Unstoppable" in our area...pretty neat to see Denzel Washington at a local car show in the next town over.

Oh, and the hick part...sorry...when you are sitting on the roof of your buddies house near the railroad tracks, drinking beer and watching them shoot the train footage of "Unstoppable"...drunk as $h!t.
Dude I did that! I live across the field from where they filmed! We weren't drunk but we were sitting there watching
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Dude I did that! I live across the field from where they filmed! We weren't drunk but we were sitting there watching
It's cool when you go see the flick, and you can say, "Yep. I blew chunks playing drinking Jenga to this part of the film when it was filmed..."

Getting too old for that stuff...don't recover as well and the wife refuses to talk to you for a couple of days....but I can say I did it.
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Haha its cool to say you eat at the restaurant they filmed at. Or that you have been in the house. Our company had the contract for their buses but opted for vans instead.
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back to hicksville
When they put first names on the mailboxes because everyone has the same last name
If you want to date outside the family you have to drive at least an hour
THATS too much of a drive
and you still have an active sex life
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When they put first names on the mailboxes because everyone has the same last name
If you want to date outside the family you have to drive at least an hour
THATS too much of a drive
and you still have an active sex life
Oh wow.
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You know you live in a hick town

When you buy a new house and need to call the city to deliver the city supplied garbage bin and they donít ask who you are or where you live. It was delivered within 15 minutes.
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They invented the toothbrush there. If they invented it anywhere else it would have been called the teethbrush.
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When the person ahead of you in line at the sandwich shop is wearing cowboy hat, cowboy boots AND spurs... and no one finds it odd.

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Old 05-16-2011, 11:14 AM   #106
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^^^That's not hicktown, that's cowboy or western. That's common down here and up North west areas.


You know it's a hicktown when you judge women by how many teeth they have.
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Old 05-16-2011, 11:21 AM   #107
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You have one grocery store, one stop light, one gas station and 5 liquor stores.
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^^^That's not hicktown, that's cowboy or western. That's common down here and up North west areas.


You know it's a hicktown when you judge women by how many teeth they have.
It is hicktown around here. Texas is a hick state.
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Old 05-16-2011, 02:25 PM   #109
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You have one grocery store, one stop light, one gas station and 5 liquor stores.
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You have one grocery store, one stop light, one gas station and 5 liquor stores.
Haha were a dry town. But we have five pizza places (both gas stations, bowling alley, pizza restaurant, and grocery store) and only one delivers.
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when you have a buddy that drove his tractor to school.
The village of Mantua, where I work actually has a "Drive Your Tractor to School" day.
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^^^That's what it was for him to, I'm not sure if it was an official or unofficial thing, but I know more than one person rode their tractors.
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when girls don't get sports cars for their sweet 16...they get pick up trucks

when the tractor supply stores are bigger than the grocery store

when you try to describe your hometown you say..."well basically all that matters there is football and jesus...oh and cows, there are a lot of cows"

when the cops are racing with you down the street...because they have nothing else to do

when your high school has a legitimate canon they fire at every touchdown (smoke ring and all)
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When your local grocery store sells handguns, rifles, ammo, and beer.

Bridgewater, VA. Many moons ago.
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When this is how us seniors celebrate our last day of high school in the parking lot

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Our high School parking lot was gravel, No Fair
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goats back up to the fences as you walk by.

your lawn is decorated with assorted aplliances and a couple vehicles on blocks.

you check the sex offender database and realize you are surrounded by kid touchers.

your family tree has no branches.

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