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Old 05-26-2011, 12:18 PM   #121
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Our high School parking lot was gravel, No Fair
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Old 05-26-2011, 01:03 PM   #122
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Rode the dirt bike to highschool.
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The local logging company was owned by the town preacher.
who also did some wrenching on the side

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when the history channel has a show called swamp people and its filmed in your town
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^^^^^ Awesome I love that show
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^^^^^ Awesome I love that show
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When Realtree farms is located in your county
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That's not hick, that's amazing. Any one of those would be the coolest car in our HS parking lot. Mine was filled with hand-me-down Volvo bricks and diesel Mercedes.

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Old 05-26-2011, 11:52 PM   #128
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Our gravel lot was mostly dirt bikes and a few rusty old trucks. Most of us had no licences but the nearest cop was over an hour away so we didnt worry too much.
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When you have to drive 40 minutes to get to school, The school which serves roughly 1 1/3 counties.
And when you hit deer and stop to throw them in the back of your truck, without even thinking about it.
Or when there are 4 sheriff's deputies for the county and they only ever stay at the jail in the county seat/biggest town (of a whopping 400).
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Show your deer tag and hunting license, and can get out of school for a week.

When you go to the prom and half the girls in the senior class are already pregnant.
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That's not hick, that's amazing. Any one of those would be the coolest car in our HS parking lot. Mine was filled with hand-me-down Volvo bricks and diesel Mercedes.
The top 3 nicest trucks aren't even pictured
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Old 05-27-2011, 07:04 PM   #132
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Mine was gravel too
Ours was dirt... And the school was K-12. 2 buildings, not counting the gym.
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Our school has been the same building since the late 40's. It has a nice fall out shelter in the basement, half the class rooms don't have windows, yet still a top 50 public school in the nation. Odd.
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When this is how people haul 4-wheelers. I love WV...
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Old 11-12-2011, 08:50 AM   #136
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When the person ahead of you in line at the sandwich shop is wearing cowboy hat, cowboy boots AND spurs... and no one finds it odd.

True story.
And he's wearing cut-off jean shorts, so high the bottom of the pockets are showing.
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Old 11-13-2011, 02:58 PM   #137
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When this is how people haul 4-wheelers. I love WV...
Hahahahaha
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When breaking news is:

MANY HAVE COME FORWARD IN BREAKING NEW WVU FOOTBALL SEX SCANDAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 11-14-2011, 07:05 PM   #139
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When the expanded the school you went to they used portables.... That was almost 30 years ago... And they are still there.... Construction to start soon LOL
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Old 11-15-2011, 02:34 PM   #141
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Observations from home:

When your school building (singular) was condemned when your mom went there and is still in use because there's no place else to go.

When the nearest restaurant is a McDonald's on the turnpike 8 miles away and it's considered fine dining.

When you have to drive to another town to get on that turnpike because the town council declined an on/off ramp because they couldn't change the population number on the sign fast enough to keep up.

When the fastest car in the school parking lot is radar verified every Saturday night and no citations are issued.

When you report a crime to the police and they tell you your best solution is to go kick somebody's ass.

When guns at school aren't considered a threat.

When your math teacher is also your basketball coach and bus driver.

When you get a perfect attendance award at school even though you missed three days trying to save cattle that fell through the ice on the pond.

When every business in town somehow incorporates the school mascot in their name.

When school is cancelled because the school bus won't start.

When school is cancelled because the school bus had a blow out.

When shcool is cancelled because the bus driver got drunk and knocked the power lines to the school down.

When you think a name like Linsenmeyer is common because there are 15 people with that name in your school.

When one family has a kid in every grade at school.

When you don't have a football team because there aren't enough students.

When you have a rifle and skeet team instead of football.

When someone was once lynched for setting foot on the basketball court with their street shoes on.

When there's a sign at the edge of town that says "@#$^%$, don't let the sun set on your ass in this town!"

If people install streetbike engines on their lawnmowers out of necessity.

If people cheer when the UPS man drives down main street.

If every street in town other than main street is named after the family that lives at the end of it.

If the tallest building in town is the highschool gym.

If your jail is a stock trailer.

If selection as an FFA State Star Farmer gets you girls.

If your FFA program has a homecoming celebration.

If the nicest truck in town is owned by the school.

If activation of the volunteer fire department has ever caused school closure or an economic crisis.

If the biggest business in town is a lawnmower dealership.

If you there was a funeral last night for your breakfast today.

If the single biggest expense in the town budget is the 4th of July fireworks display.

If the man mowing the cemetery is serving a sentence.

If the firetrucks have to stop for gas on their way to a call because someone stole it.

When the man who stole the gas loses his house to a fire. Karma's a bitch.

When you tell people who your grandparents are they buy you lunch.

When gunfire inside the city limits doesn't really bother anyone.

When you go check out a friend's new truck and it's the third time you've checked out that "new" truck in the last 6 months.

When your school is consolidated and it's still in the smallest class in the state.
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Old 11-15-2011, 02:39 PM   #142
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Old 11-15-2011, 02:57 PM   #143
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I completely forgot about the phone wierdness:

If there isn't a phone book.

If you can make calls using only 4 numbers

If you dial the wrong number, the person you called will just hollar at the person you meant to call and they will come and talk to you on the wrong person's phone.

If a cattle drive has ever disrupted phone service for over 72 hours.

Your mom could call two people and know exactly where you are.

You call ANY local business and the owner answers the phone.
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Old 11-15-2011, 07:35 PM   #144
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Observations from home:

When your school building (singular) was condemned when your mom went there and is still in use because there's no place else to go.

When the nearest restaurant is a McDonald's on the turnpike 8 miles away and it's considered fine dining.

When you have to drive to another town to get on that turnpike because the town council declined an on/off ramp because they couldn't change the population number on the sign fast enough to keep up.

When the fastest car in the school parking lot is radar verified every Saturday night and no citations are issued.

When you report a crime to the police and they tell you your best solution is to go kick somebody's ass.

When guns at school aren't considered a threat.

When your math teacher is also your basketball coach and bus driver.

When you get a perfect attendance award at school even though you missed three days trying to save cattle that fell through the ice on the pond.

When every business in town somehow incorporates the school mascot in their name.

When school is cancelled because the school bus won't start.

When school is cancelled because the school bus had a blow out.

When shcool is cancelled because the bus driver got drunk and knocked the power lines to the school down.

When you think a name like Linsenmeyer is common because there are 15 people with that name in your school.

When one family has a kid in every grade at school.

When you don't have a football team because there aren't enough students.

When you have a rifle and skeet team instead of football.

When someone was once lynched for setting foot on the basketball court with their street shoes on.

When there's a sign at the edge of town that says "@#$^%$, don't let the sun set on your ass in this town!"

If people install streetbike engines on their lawnmowers out of necessity.

If people cheer when the UPS man drives down main street.

If every street in town other than main street is named after the family that lives at the end of it.

If the tallest building in town is the highschool gym.

If your jail is a stock trailer.

If selection as an FFA State Star Farmer gets you girls.

If your FFA program has a homecoming celebration.

If the nicest truck in town is owned by the school.

If activation of the volunteer fire department has ever caused school closure or an economic crisis.

If the biggest business in town is a lawnmower dealership.

If you there was a funeral last night for your breakfast today.

If the single biggest expense in the town budget is the 4th of July fireworks display.

If the man mowing the cemetery is serving a sentence.

If the firetrucks have to stop for gas on their way to a call because someone stole it.

When the man who stole the gas loses his house to a fire. Karma's a bitch.

When you tell people who your grandparents are they buy you lunch.

When gunfire inside the city limits doesn't really bother anyone.

When you go check out a friend's new truck and it's the third time you've checked out that "new" truck in the last 6 months.

When your school is consolidated and it's still in the smallest class in the state.
You just make Oklahoma sound like sh*t, but true for the most part
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Old 11-15-2011, 08:28 PM   #145
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These are great. Ive lived in the suburbs of a 1,000,000 plus people city, and my school had a turf field with 5,000 students and thats just the high school!

I went to college in the sticks and saw everything so different. I like a little mixture of both. Ive seen these types of towns first hand and many of these things match up lol.
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These are great. Ive lived in the suburbs of a 1,000,000 plus people city, and my school had a turf field with 5,000 students and thats just the high school!

I went to college in the sticks and saw everything so different. I like a little mixture of both. Ive seen these types of towns first hand and many of these things match up lol.
Do you mean something like a big town with a small town feel?
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Do you mean something like a big town with a small town feel?
Yeah! That how my area is. Right down the street is a horse farm, miles of cornfields and the other way is civilization lol.
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You just make Oklahoma sound like sh*t, but true for the most part
There are only a few bad things on that whole list. Nothing at all bad about most of them.
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