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Old 11-25-2011, 07:55 AM   #181
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When you have to drive 100 miles to get a Big Mac.

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Old 11-25-2011, 12:30 PM   #182
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when ya gotta drive an hour to find a 7-Eleven

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Old 11-25-2011, 03:50 PM   #183
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A old 90 year old guy went outside down the road from me the other day. A guy has hit a deer. Deer wasn't dead so Old man pulls out pistol. Shots feet twice. Still isn't dead. So he goes and gets a rifle. Somehow shoots off his ring finger with a rifle ? They found his ring but not His finger. True story.
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Old 11-26-2011, 12:54 PM   #184
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Beers and bonfires in farm fields when everyone comes home from college
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Old 12-04-2011, 05:18 PM   #185
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Old 12-08-2011, 04:19 AM   #186
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When you go out to feed the animals, you mean your dog and the deer.

When you have used the hitching post at the general store

When you hit a deer you toss it in the truck and go home and dress it out.

When you have driven your tractor to school or store.

When the local cop is disappointed you don't have your new carry pistol on you when he stops you. (He heard I had a dandy new sidearm)

You use the word "dandy" everyday

You give directions by saying "down past morts house, then take a left. (Mort isn't his real name and the guy know who your talking about.

When a unfamiliar vehicle is at your house people stop to check them out. (Armed)

When your at work and you hear there is a cougar in your yard. You make one phone call and 4 people decend on your property to make sure your animals are not harmed.

When you go home and a friend is in your kitchen making dinner or watching tv.

When the local cop is your drinking buddy.

When you don't have to "run a tab" at the bar. Its the honor system


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Old 12-08-2011, 08:31 AM   #187
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When your public school, the only public school within an hour and a half, graduates 8 kids on average and you can't date anyone because 7/8 kids in your grade are related to you.
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Old 12-08-2011, 11:19 AM   #188
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When your public school, the only public school within an hour and a half, graduates 8 kids on average and you can't date anyone because 7/8 kids in your grade are related to you.
There was about 14 of us and yeah, same problem, had to drive to the next town to date someone who wasnt a cousin or second cousin.
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Old 12-08-2011, 11:24 AM   #189
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When your talking to the local cop and he says "seen my new piece?" and proceeds to hand me his weapon... And asks if I wanna go out to the shooting range and shoot it (shooting range = woods with straw bales)
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Old 12-10-2011, 07:31 PM   #190
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thats the just of it...... when you turn off the paved road to get home
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Old 12-11-2011, 01:27 AM   #191
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beer bonfire trucks and jeeps pretty girls and brantley gilbert playing. head over to the only place in town thats open at 2am and get chicken wings while knowing everyone in the joint, they know you're not 21 but they don't care because its a hick town
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Old 12-11-2011, 01:48 AM   #192
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Made a deal with the high school principal... Dont bust me for being in the bar under age and I wont bust him for being in the bar when he supposed to be at the school, lol. Shared a few pints together. Bet he wished he woulda retired when he got my daughter in his school hahahahah.
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i must be a red neck or a jeeper because all that sounds good to me ,if theres goats and goat tracks and hills i,m there baby and camping ,oh i forgot can,t take me jeep there ill reck it ,,,ha ha ha ha better stay in NY ,do not understand why you are paying off country people ?( must be a city thing )
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i must be a red neck or a jeeper because all that sounds good to me ,if theres goats and goat tracks and hills i,m there baby and camping ,oh i forgot can,t take me jeep there ill reck it ,,,ha ha ha ha better stay in NY ,do not understand why you are paying off country people ?( must be a city thing )
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It's an Austrailian thing, you wouldn't understand...
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Old 12-11-2011, 02:20 AM   #196
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and the rest of the toilet is a flower planter in the front yard.
my dad and uncle did this to my grandma, they were redoing her bathroom like three weeks ago
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Old 12-11-2011, 02:26 AM   #197
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my dad and uncle did this to my grandma, they were redoing her bathroom like three weeks ago
Whats wrong with that??? Throw in an old clawfoot tub and it makes a real cool flower bed thing.
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i must be a red neck or a jeeper because all that sounds good to me ,if theres goats and goat tracks and hills i,m there baby and camping ,oh i forgot can,t take me jeep there ill reck it ,,,ha ha ha ha better stay in NY ,do not understand why you are paying off country people ?( must be a city thing )
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Old 12-15-2011, 02:11 AM   #199
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When you move somewhere else (anywhere else, really) and everyone back home refers to you as the "world traveler".
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When you move somewhere else (anywhere else, really) and everyone back home refers to you as the "world traveler".
I'm a tour guide. They act like I'm a rock star lol
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Old 12-15-2011, 09:47 AM   #202
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when you need 4 wheel drive to get out of your drive way....... just thought i would toss that out there
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When it's not unusual to see someone driving their tractor to the gas station
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Old 12-15-2011, 11:04 AM   #205
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When driving down the road towards your house, and you pass the sign on the fence that says: "Caution, you have reached the end of the world"

When your bus driver is also the mayor.

When the short bus is the only bus.
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When you come into town and see a sign saying no hunting in town limits
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That's how we used to be now we have 911 addresses for emergency services so like 2550 600 north rd
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Tractor? Try riding lawn mower to the mom/pop convenience store to get groceries!
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Tractor? Try riding lawn mower to the mom/pop convenience store to get groceries!
With a trailer hooked on with the kids in it!

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