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Old 05-10-2011, 09:32 PM   #1
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the tires cost more than the truck.

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When the person in front of you turns on there signal a mile from there turn and comes to a complet stop counts to 3 and then turns with out adding fule and just Idles off the hiway.
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You stumble across a Cherokee full of bullet holes in a riverbed.
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You stumble across a Cherokee full of bullet holes in a riverbed.


Loved that story/picture
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and your dating your sister.
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and the rest of the toilet is a flower planter in the front yard.
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Dating you sister is kinda like driving a Hummer.... yeah it FEELS good... but you would not want anybody SEEING you doing it.....
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when driving your tractor on the street is just a normal event.
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when driving your tractor on the street is just a normal event.
Or driving behind one...or any other form of farm vehicle, I can't even identify them sometimes they're so big
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When people walk their pet sheep on the road to your house? OMG I can't believe that happens!
Or......the town has a pumpkin chuckin' event every year
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the tires cost more than the truck.
haha thats my buddy 750 for his xj 900 for tire rims and beadlocks
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Old 05-11-2011, 05:43 AM   #19
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not my town but a town like 10 miles away
u might live in a hicktown when your high school has a 50 foot cinder block charcoal grill next to the track/ football field
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when
90% of your roads are dirt.

you wave to every single person,jeep or not.

you say meet me on the corner,and they know wich one.

your friends live 3 counties away and its a ten minute drive

when you look around and see nothing but mountains

your neighbors have goats

deer are constantly in your back yard

every local channel looks like it was filmed in a basement

oh and when tires cost more than the house they roll under.
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Old 05-11-2011, 06:13 AM   #21
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Ouch...too close to home.

Passed the tractor and ended up in a parade behind a Southern States sprayer for 8 miles at his speed...sllooowwww.

And the favorite "Game of Chance" at fundraisers is betting on where on the football field the cow will drop her load. (I never win)
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...and the population sign on the way in to town is NOT an estimate.
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When I had to borrow my cousins yaris for a week and on the way back from work I was debating if I could drive it under the 4 wheel highboy in front of me to pass.
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You see more tractor wheels on trucks than on tractors.
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WherE they have to ask, IF I DEVORCE MY WIFE, WILL SHE STILL BE MY SISTER.
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