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Old 08-16-2006, 08:33 PM   #1
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you may have seen this,

but it made me chuckle.....


EVERYTHING HAS A GENDER

You may not know this but many nonliving things have a gender...

*Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

*Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

*A Tire is Male, because it goes bald and it's often over-inflated.

*A Hot Air Balloon is Male, because, to get it to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under it, and of course, there's the hot air part.

*Sponges are Female, because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.

*A Web Page is Female, because it's always getting hit on.

*A Subway is Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

*An Hourglass is Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

*A Hammer is Male , because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

*A Remote Control is Female. Had you fooled! You thought it'd be male , didn't you? But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying!

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Old 08-16-2006, 10:58 PM   #2
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Nice. Although I do know of one male copier.

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Old 08-17-2006, 12:19 PM   #3
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I think I may be offended by a few of them...and how did you know I was going bald?
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Old 08-17-2006, 01:01 PM   #4
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I think I may be offended by a few of them...and how did you know I was going bald?
to ease your pain, I'll admit that I can relate to the hour glass comment
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Old 08-19-2006, 10:38 PM   #5
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Thanks!

Thanks, Kat, for a great bit of humor! We all need to laugh more and your contribution did just that for me. Again, thanks!
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I absolutely loved it.
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Old 08-25-2006, 10:27 PM   #7
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that was totally cool the remote is is dead on the money

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