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Old 08-09-2007, 10:48 AM   #1
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your mom was RIGHT!!!!

Never ever run with a pencil...

German woman lives 55 years with pencil in her brain.

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Margret Wegner fell over carrying the pencil in her hand when she was four.

"The pencil went right through my skin -- and disappeared into my head," Wegner told the newspaper.

Who wants to tempt "keep making that face and it'll freeze that way"?

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Old 08-09-2007, 11:25 AM   #2
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Yea... don't run with a fork either.



I know I know... that's forked up.

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Old 08-09-2007, 11:40 AM   #3
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Never ever run with a pencil...

German woman lives 55 years with pencil in her brain.




Who wants to tempt "keep making that face and it'll freeze that way"?
Quit piling on, I'm still struggling with that going blind thing
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Old 08-09-2007, 11:42 AM   #4
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If you're not blind yet, I'm pretty sure you're ok for a couple more years.


prove........ GAWD!!! ewwwwwww.
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Old 08-09-2007, 11:44 AM   #5
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Even if you go blind, it really wouldn't affect anything. Unless you can go blinder or something.
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Old 08-09-2007, 12:13 PM   #6
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prove........ GAWD!!! ewwwwwww.
WHAT?!?!? You started it... I just posted an illustration.

Don't get all in a forkin' tizzy.
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Old 08-09-2007, 12:18 PM   #7
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WHAT?!?!? You started it... I just posted an illustration.
I know.... I loooooove to start stuff.
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Old 08-09-2007, 12:28 PM   #8
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Stuff starter...!
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Old 08-09-2007, 12:37 PM   #9
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Old 08-09-2007, 12:45 PM   #10
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And look at you now!!!!
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I waited til college to do my stupid... Potatio Gun exploded on my face and they wired my jaw shut for a month...
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And look at you now!!!!
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Old 08-09-2007, 01:02 PM   #13
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Awwwww now Lev, you know I'm teasing you. Your eyes are exactly the same size.
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Old 08-09-2007, 02:46 PM   #14
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Yea... don't run with a fork either.



I know I know... that's forked up.
ROFL is it bad that i think this is so funny????

I can see it now "Now little johny i told u not to run with that fork"
"Buttt mommm it smelt forked up to me"
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The wall ting thats Funny, My now 10yo ran into a poll when she was 5 or 6 and had a minor Concusion, so now her nick name is Crash, She had to wear a helment for a week. But she was first in line.......
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I waited til college to do my stupid... Potatio Gun exploded on my face and they wired my jaw shut for a month...
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hmmm i guess i either was smart or my parents kept me on a leash or something, wors theing ever happened to me was getting knocked out playing hockey
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hmmm i guess i either was smart or my parents kept me on a leash or something, wors theing ever happened to me was getting knocked out playing hockey
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but yet i drive a 1955 cj5 on the highway at 55 mph with it shaking violently and a homemmade roll cage and no license and registration with my dad in the passenger seat with a huge smile!

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