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Old 06-24-2007, 10:58 PM   #1
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your wish is granted... SUCKER!!!

new game to try... don't know how well it will work here, but what the hell

Ever heard the old adage to be careful what you wish for? Well here's the place to get your wishes granted, but be warned, the next poster is playing genie and their job is to screw with your wish......

Like say I wish to have a million dollars...

next person says granted, you get your million... in nickels.. falling from the sky. Then they make a wish.... say I wish I didn't have a headache.

granted, now you have no head...

get it?


I wish I could focus on one thing for long enough to finish it.

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Old 06-24-2007, 11:01 PM   #2
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granted

but you can only think about that one thing until it is finished....absolutely nothing else


I wish money grew on trees.

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Old 06-24-2007, 11:02 PM   #3
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Granted, but the tree is 800 feet tall and you have to climb to the top to harvest.

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Old 06-24-2007, 11:07 PM   #4
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Granted, But your way is now my way, and my way is the other way.

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Old 06-24-2007, 11:10 PM   #5
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Granted, but his kitchen is locked and you will have to break in.

I wish I had more money to spend on my jeep.
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Old 06-24-2007, 11:14 PM   #6
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granted, gift of the magi, your jeep is sold for more money to spend on it.


I wish I were taller.
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Old 06-24-2007, 11:16 PM   #7
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Old 06-24-2007, 11:20 PM   #8
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Oh now come on Dare, that's the perfect level of vague wish that would get me even shorter......


I wish I were taller......
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Old 06-24-2007, 11:22 PM   #9
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Okay, you are now 6'4" tall, but all the doors in your house are 5 feet

I wish I was good lookin.
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Old 06-24-2007, 11:55 PM   #10
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Granted, but your beauty is in the eye of the beer holder

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Old 06-25-2007, 12:02 AM   #11
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Granted, but the only channel it gets is the TV Guide channel.

I wish I was trout fishing.
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Old 06-25-2007, 12:47 AM   #12
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Granted - but your trout fishing in the Atlantic

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Granted - but your trout fishing in the Atlantic

I wish I had a PS3
Granted, but it's broken.

Wish that I had a photographic memory.

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Old 06-25-2007, 07:05 AM   #14
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Granted, but the memory of your birth has landed you in the looney bin!

I wish that no matter what I bought, I could reach into my pocket and pull out exact change!
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Granted, you always have exactly the amount of change in your pocket, in pesos.....

I wish my house was bigger.
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Granted, but your home owners association has outlawed off-road vehicles in the neighborhood.

I wish I was retired..
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Old 06-25-2007, 11:49 AM   #17
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I wish I was retired..
Wish granted, but then you go broke.


I wish I could win at texas hold em.

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Old 06-25-2007, 12:03 PM   #18
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Granted, but its for matchsticks at the old folks home.

I wish I always had more money than I had bills.
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Granted! You have three jobs and 1 dollar more than all your Bills but no time to wheel.

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Old 06-25-2007, 03:25 PM   #20
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Granted - But you now have a crappy job, and have to drive 50miles a day to work and back, and no time for the Jeep.

Wish I could wint the lottery
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Granted, But the divorce from ANOTHER gold digger has drove you broke..and heartbroken..

I wish I wasnt sick every day of the week..
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Old 06-25-2007, 03:30 PM   #22
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Granted, you now live inside a bubble.

Wish I had A/C instead of a swamp cooler.
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Wish I had A/C instead of a swamp cooler.
Wish granted, but it blows air that smell like skunk urine.

Wish that I was superman

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Granted, but your Jeep is kryptonite.

I wish I could work more hours for less pay.
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Granted you are now an illegal immigrant

I wish Jack (1BLKJP) a lot of luck when we run Matrix!
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Think again you still pay taxes they just go tothe forged SS# account holder.
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I wish Jack (1BLKJP) a lot of luck when we run Matrix!

Grrrrrrrranted... Jack's luck is in direct proportion to yours, the better his gets the worse yours is.



I wish I didn't have to get up early to take my kid to summer school.
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Granted ... Your kid will now be spending the next 10yrs in prison for committing a felony



I wish I loved my job..
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I wish I loved my job..
Granted.........but your wife just left you!!



I wish I had 3 more wishes

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