|06-11-2008 02:08 PM|
|06-08-2008 07:43 PM|
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|06-08-2008 07:33 PM|
|Dare2BSquare||The sacrilege here is someone preying on people's beliefs concerning the end of times to make a quick buck.|
|06-08-2008 03:25 PM|
|ccain||Blasphemy... Blas for you... Blas for EVERYONE!!!|
|06-08-2008 02:53 PM|
|2much||wow... this thread is a bit sac religious.|
|06-08-2008 02:44 PM|
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.
|06-08-2008 02:13 PM|
"For this we say unto you by the word of the Lord, that we which are alive and remain unto the coming of the Lord shall not prevent them which are asleep. For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the trump of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first: Then we which are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds, to meet the Lord in the air: and so shall we ever be with the Lord." I Thessalonians 4:15-17
|06-07-2008 01:59 PM|
Sweet! I can't wait to kneel at Mary's feet!
Man... Stuck in the Catholic area! And I just bet you can smell the funnel cakes and smoked sausages coming from the food court! Damn!
I like that the "Damned Viewer" is the most popular attraction. I have to say, I am a bit concerned about the 100 foot wall (unsure of the scale) with the turrets and guards around the perimeter!
Although... I have just one question.
Who's this? I thought I remember learning that back in the day... Satan was at the left hand of god!
Oh damn!!!! None of us are going to Heavenland!
We may think it is when we get there... But our version will be the Neverland Ranch and we will all discover that we are 9 year old boys!!!
"Welcome to Hell... Heeee Heeeeeeeee!"
|06-07-2008 01:47 PM|
For ten extra dollars you can have a map included with a "you ain't here" sticker on it so your heathenous loved ones can find you if they happen to come late to the party....
|06-07-2008 01:16 PM|
Sweet Deal!!! I bet its warm though....
But just watch, I'll get there and Cain's squirrel will have just finished the last pint. I swear if he does, I'll be the end of him!
Squirrel meat beats bologna any day!
|06-07-2008 01:14 PM|
|tiny terror||There's beer in hell. Guinness.|
|06-07-2008 01:10 PM|
Oh well, I tried to fool Tiny, but the truth is, I've sinned soooo much that I've earned a first class ticket to hell. They even reserved a couch for me in the lounge! At least they have WiFi! I can still post here while I burn for all eternity!
YAY FOR ME!!!
|06-07-2008 01:07 PM|
|tiny terror||Well maybe if you had of been a good boy you'd be enjoying a Cheese Steak, fries, and a coke with the BigMan himself when the rapture hits. Yes people. Heaven serves Cheese Steaks.|
|06-07-2008 01:05 PM|
|06-07-2008 01:04 PM|
|tiny terror||Bologna and oil cheese. That's what you get....... siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-nner|
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|06-07-2008 12:58 PM|
|tiny terror||No requests, sinner.|
|06-07-2008 12:57 PM|
I myself would like to place my order in advance. I'll take roast beef on a sub roll with lettuce, tomato and onions. Hold the divine justice, I prefer mayonnaise.
And don't forget the Diet Pepsi!
|06-07-2008 12:49 PM|
I'm thinking of starting my own Post Rapture business. Tell me what you think....
Post Rapture sandwiches. Wrapped in scripture and smothered in divine justice. I'm sure people will be hungry whilst they wait for... um... while they wait. Think bologna and kraft immitation cheese on white would be good for the sinners??
|06-07-2008 12:21 PM|
Don't mind the teeth!
|06-07-2008 12:19 PM|
shows how much I pay attention
|06-07-2008 12:08 PM|
I TOLD YOU TO STOP TOUCHING YOURSELF.... YA HEATHENOUS BASTARD!!!!
YOU WILL BE RECEIVING AN E-MAIL..... 6 days after the Rapture!
|06-07-2008 11:34 AM|
|06-07-2008 02:13 AM|
|RatherBNarizona||where do I sign up???|
|06-06-2008 06:59 PM|
|06-06-2008 06:56 PM|
And now a word from our sponsor......
The Church of Gullible Saints.
|06-06-2008 05:14 PM|
The Rapture will have Email
For 40 bucks a year you can make sure your heathen loved ones get one last shot at eternal life....
As amazingly funny as I found this, do the scams ever stop?? I hate to think of some old woman on a fixed income wasting a dime on this because she's fallen into thinking it will save her grandchildren.