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04-30-2013 03:50 PM
I H8RDS Tru Dat!
04-30-2013 01:15 PM
hwy1rubi Not female unless the attorney is.

From a court reporter:

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No..
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
04-27-2013 10:23 PM
RadarRob2012 Some are crazier than others. But yeah. Lol
04-27-2013 10:02 PM
I H8RDS Ohhh, all ex's are crazy. And all exes are ex's for a reason.
04-27-2013 04:53 PM
YjKalamity Glad I'm not the only one with a crazy ex. Mine had this weird fetish, she'd dress up as herself and act like a b!@%h
04-27-2013 02:42 PM
RadarRob2012
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Originally Posted by Gunner View Post
You have to add to this and make it grow.
So here is my addition. It came from my Ex.

Women have many faults
Men have only two
Everything they say
and
everything they do.
Pretty good reason to make her an ex. Lol
04-27-2013 02:30 PM
jkucod12
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Originally Posted by I H8RDS View Post
I'm a major in a lot of things!

I'll take that as a yes, Thanks I H8RDS.
04-27-2013 02:24 PM
I H8RDS I'm a major in a lot of things!

04-27-2013 02:17 PM
jkucod12
Quote:
Originally Posted by I H8RDS View Post
I don't think there's ever been a more accurate statement.

You must be an English major?
04-27-2013 02:06 PM
I H8RDS I don't think there's ever been a more acurate statement.
04-27-2013 01:39 PM
Gunner You have to add to this and make it grow.
So here is my addition. It came from my Ex.

Women have many faults
Men have only two
Everything they say
and
everything they do.
04-27-2013 11:56 AM
I H8RDS
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Originally Posted by HyperBrad View Post
I likes # 8 that was funny
#1 is my favorite. Lol
04-27-2013 10:54 AM
HyperBrad I likes # 8 that was funny
04-24-2013 06:32 PM
yer_narkotik how many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?

4.



one to do it, and 3 for him to brag to about screwing something
04-10-2013 12:45 PM
I H8RDS Maybe qualifies for posting on the Frig? At least the spare freezer in the garage?

Good stuff!
04-10-2013 11:26 AM
hwy1rubi Hilarious. Thank you
04-06-2013 12:21 AM
BillG.OTD I agree,there all good!
04-05-2013 08:34 PM
JPi4.0 They all made me laugh.
04-05-2013 04:24 PM
530ktm I think they are all funny and I got a good chuckle from them but 1, 2 and 6 are the winners.
04-05-2013 04:13 PM
RadarRob2012 I like number 4. It should say, she said this isn't a race, and he replied, yes it is, and you're losing. Lol.
04-05-2013 02:17 PM
Lab Lover
Quote:
Originally Posted by I H8RDS View Post
One of my buddies on base in FL. sent it to me. I thought it was funny...maybe most of the guys, not so much I'm sure my close male buddies will have their own "colored" opinions.

And thanks! Can't wait to hit the 85 degree weather; top down, windows and doors off! Tank and a pair of shorts..Summer in Calico!!

Hell, Summer anywhere right now. I'm so sick of being cold
04-05-2013 02:00 PM
I H8RDS
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lab Lover View Post
Those are great, had to share with the boss why I was laughing at the computer again

Have a fun and safe trip Lori
One of my buddies on base in FL. sent it to me. I thought it was funny...maybe most of the guys, not so much I'm sure my close male buddies will have their own "colored" opinions.

And thanks! Can't wait to hit the 85 degree weather; top down, windows and doors off! Tank and a pair of shorts..Summer in Calico!!
04-05-2013 01:52 PM
Lab Lover Those are great, had to share with the boss why I was laughing at the computer again

Have a fun and safe trip Lori
04-05-2013 01:36 PM
I H8RDS LOL funny stuff and most are so true!! I thought it was a good "Friday" joke


TGIF!! And I'm goin wheelin'!!!
04-05-2013 12:36 PM
Westside1 #1 haha
04-05-2013 12:32 PM
jeff_in_rc I love #1

I really love #2

And 3 , 4, 7 & 8

As far as #5, I am the ONLY one to do this in my house!

#6 is always a good one for a laugh
04-05-2013 11:14 AM
I H8RDS
Female humor

I personally found #1 and 6 to be my favorites

Had to share it...... Lorie


1
He said to me.....I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
I said to him ...... You wear pants don't you?

2
He said to me ............. Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
I said to him ............... That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and do nothing

3
He said to me ..... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
I said to him ........ Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
4
He said to me. ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
I said to him ......... They don't have time..

5
He said to me..... How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
I said to him ...... I don't know; it has never happened.

6
He said to me..... Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
I said to him ....... They already have boyfriends.

7
He said to me.... What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
I said to him...... A widow.

8
He said to me.... Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him ..... Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

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