|06-08-2013 11:36 AM|
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|06-06-2013 09:16 PM|
Maybe Jeff should order the Meet & Greet t-shirts in pink next time I mean I'd wear it proudly
|06-06-2013 06:17 PM|
I love that all my Rough N' Tough hard core wheeler buddies are self proclaimed Lesbians. It's always so nice when you all men get in touch with your softer side
|06-06-2013 03:23 PM|
|Jerry Bransford||A lesbian and proud of it.|
|06-06-2013 02:55 PM|
|WOKNROX||Now that's some funny junk right there....|
|06-06-2013 02:47 PM|
Q. How do you know if there's a pilot in the room?
A. He'll tell you.
|06-06-2013 02:28 PM|
|06-06-2013 02:27 PM|
Are You A Pilot?
An old Marine Pilot sat down at the Starbucks, still wearing his old USMC flight jacket and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked, Are you a real pilot?
He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes, first Stearmans, then the early Grummans... flew a Wildcat and Corsair in WWII, and later in the Korean conflict, Banshees and Cougars. I've taught more than 260 people to fly and given rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot, and you, what are you?
She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.'
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked:
"Are you a real pilot?"
He replied: 'I always thought I was, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.'