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Today 09:38 AM
Kimi725
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Originally Posted by wrath0r View Post

Especially not when hanging from the monkey bars or riding on the spinning wheel!
Hahaha. The Kim Spin is a classic. LMAO shhhh

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Originally Posted by Fun sized View Post

You and Mrs B would get along just fine. Same attitude...she spots more A$$ for me than I do, lol.
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Hey I can appreciate a nice body, big booty and bouncy boobs as much as anyone. Just because most muffins aren't my type doesn't mean I don't like how they look and smell.
Today 09:38 AM
Fun sized
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Originally Posted by wrath0r View Post
Now, now. Manners dictate that we let the women ride the swings while we push them.
I'm down with women swingers
Today 09:36 AM
wrath0r
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Originally Posted by Fun sized View Post
Not if it swings both ways
Now, now. Manners dictate that we let the women ride the swings while we push them.
Today 09:32 AM
Fun sized
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Originally Posted by SouthernBelle0621 View Post
I didn't mean dirty mouth in quite that way... I was wording it nicely.
Ahh I see. And he decided to share with the whole class, like when the teacher catches you passing notes
Today 09:29 AM
SouthernBelle0621 I didn't mean dirty mouth in quite that way... I was wording it nicely.
Today 09:28 AM
Fun sized
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Originally Posted by wrath0r View Post
Won't you at least try out the swing set?
Not if it swings both ways
Today 09:27 AM
wrath0r
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Originally Posted by Fun sized View Post
Unacceptable
you can have the monkey bars fella, I'll stick to the play tunnel
Won't you at least try out the swing set?
Today 09:17 AM
Fun sized
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Originally Posted by SouthernBelle0621 View Post
The ones I know, their wandering eyes led the way for the rest of their body lol.
Unacceptable

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Originally Posted by SouthernBelle0621 View Post
Not much of a story, other than I got suckered in by the handcuffs and the uniform, only to find out he was a jerk. Story of my life. The whole Marine Patrol division knows I have a dirty mouth now lmao.
Told someone off did ya?

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Preach it! I agree. Look, hell I will point them out to you! Just as long as you know who butters your bread
You and Mrs B would get along just fine. Same attitude...she spots more A$$ for me than I do, lol.

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Originally Posted by wrath0r View Post
Especially not when hanging from the monkey bars or riding on the spinning wheel!
you can have the monkey bars fella, I'll stick to the play tunnel
Today 09:12 AM
wrath0r
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Originally Posted by Kimi725 View Post
No one likes a dirty playground.
Especially not when hanging from the monkey bars or riding on the spinning wheel!
Today 09:02 AM
Kimi725
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Originally Posted by wrath0r View Post

Dirty mouth? Clean it up!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEJJUGJZxpU

But filthy checkers does not necessitate a filthy checkers board.
No one likes a dirty playground.
Today 08:59 AM
wrath0r Eek, apparently typing after embedding a youtube video breaks formatting. Maybe another post will fix it!
Today 08:58 AM
wrath0r
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Originally Posted by SouthernBelle0621 View Post
Not much of a story, other than I got suckered in by the handcuffs and the uniform, only to find out he was a jerk. Story of my life. The whole Marine Patrol division knows I have a dirty mouth now lmao.
Dirty mouth? Clean it up!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WEJJUGJZxpU

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Originally Posted by Kimi725 View Post
Clean checkers is boring checkers.
But filthy checkers does not necessitate a filthy checkers board.
Today 08:52 AM
Kimi725
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Originally Posted by Fun sized View Post
A good playground is a terrible thing to waste.

lol...McDreamy

If it has testes it has a wandering eye. It's genetic..but a gentleman show his lady respect and does his best to be discreet. And ONLY looks.
Preach it! I agree. Look, hell I will point them out to you! Just as long as you know who butters your bread
Today 08:50 AM
Kimi725
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Originally Posted by wrath0r View Post

Open minds + closed doors = bow chicka bow wow!

Clean fun? No such thing.

I may not have been around long enough to participate in last night's conversation, but I think I've been here long enough to demand the story behind this one. Make. with the details!
Clean checkers is boring checkers.
Today 08:50 AM
SouthernBelle0621
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Originally Posted by wrath0r View Post
Open minds + closed doors = bow chicka bow wow! Clean fun? No such thing. I may not have been around long enough to participate in last night's conversation, but I think I've been here long enough to demand the story behind this one. Make with the details!
Not much of a story, other than I got suckered in by the handcuffs and the uniform, only to find out he was a jerk. Story of my life. The whole Marine Patrol division knows I have a dirty mouth now lmao.
Today 08:48 AM
SouthernBelle0621 The ones I know, their wandering eyes led the way for the rest of their body lol.
Today 08:44 AM
Fun sized
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Originally Posted by Kimi725 View Post
Aww. We're like proud parents trying to hitch our girl to the local hotty. LoL Well, i think we have a plan.
A good playground is a terrible thing to waste.

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Haha he definitely looks hot!! But the last guy I was with that was in law enforcement has kind of made me think twice lol. After All this talk about Officer McDreamy, I might need to turn the AC down. Good gracious...
lol...McDreamy

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Originally Posted by SouthernBelle0621 View Post
That's true I guess. I've found that a lot of them have a wandering eye though, and I'm just really not into that.
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Originally Posted by Kimi725 View Post
Im not opposed to looking. But if you more than look, you probably won't like how that game turns out.
If it has testes it has a wandering eye. It's genetic..but a gentleman show his lady respect and does his best to be discreet. And ONLY looks.
Today 08:43 AM
wrath0r
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Quite true...you never know. Sometimes you can make a pretty good guess though. Everything that happens behind closed doors first happened in someone's mind.
Open minds + closed doors = bow chicka bow wow!

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Originally Posted by Fun sized View Post
Is that so bad? It's all good clean fun
Clean fun? No such thing.

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Originally Posted by SouthernBelle0621 View Post
Haha he definitely looks hot!! But the last guy I was with that was in law enforcement has kind of made me think twice lol.
I may not have been around long enough to participate in last night's conversation, but I think I've been here long enough to demand the story behind this one. Make with the details!
Today 08:35 AM
Kimi725
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Originally Posted by SouthernBelle0621 View Post

That's true I guess. I've found that a lot of them have a wandering eye though, and I'm just really not into that.
Im not opposed to looking. But if you more than look, you probably won't like how that game turns out.
Today 08:33 AM
SouthernBelle0621
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LoL. They're just like any other group love, (mostly) good and bad mixed.
That's true I guess. I've found that a lot of them have a wandering eye though, and I'm just really not into that.
Today 08:32 AM
Kimi725
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Originally Posted by SouthernBelle0621 View Post

Haha he definitely looks hot!! But the last guy I was with that was in law enforcement has kind of made me think twice lol.

After All this talk about Officer McDreamy, I might need to turn the AC down. Good gracious...
LoL. They're just like any other group love, (mostly) good and bad mixed.
Today 08:31 AM
SouthernBelle0621
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Originally Posted by Fun sized View Post
I say you bring him out a nice tall sweet tea next time he's out there. You can tell him it's because he looks HOT, if you want to...I'm sure he'll get the idea. Sweet girl like Brit go for the speeding ticket? I say she goes with the good girl approach...then when Naughty Brittany comes out to play he'll be really surprised.
Haha he definitely looks hot!! But the last guy I was with that was in law enforcement has kind of made me think twice lol.

After All this talk about Officer McDreamy, I might need to turn the AC down. Good gracious...
Today 08:31 AM
Kimi725 Aww. We're like proud parents trying to hitch our girl to the local hotty. LoL
Well, i think we have a plan.
Today 08:29 AM
Fun sized
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I dunno. He probably has every "sweet" girl in town hitting on him.
well not speeding then. Running a stop sign or something she can talk her way out of by flashing her smile and slipping her phone # when she hands over her license and reg.
Today 08:28 AM
Kimi725
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Originally Posted by Fun sized View Post
I say you bring him out a nice tall sweet tea next time he's out there. You can tell him it's because he looks HOT, if you want to...I'm sure he'll get the idea.

Sweet girl like Brit go for the speeding ticket? I say she goes with the good girl approach...then when Naughty Brittany comes out to play he'll be really surprised.
I dunno. He probably has every "sweet" girl in town hitting on him.
Today 08:26 AM
Fun sized
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Originally Posted by SouthernBelle0621 View Post
Now there's an idea he apparently stays right on the road my office is on because I see him pulling cars over every day, and he's pulled 4 or so in our parking lot. I get absolutely no work done when he's out there lol
I say you bring him out a nice tall sweet tea next time he's out there. You can tell him it's because he looks HOT, if you want to...I'm sure he'll get the idea.

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There's your in girl! Take a chance on a speeding ticket for a chance at a hot cop. They're ALOT of fun! They have they're own handcuffs. LoL Haha. It will be. I get to be late and leaver early for make up from yesterday. Most definitely on the checkers. ,,,, (That's drool btw)
Sweet girl like Brit go for the speeding ticket? I say she goes with the good girl approach...then when Naughty Brittany comes out to play he'll be really surprised.
Today 08:17 AM
Kimi725
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Originally Posted by SouthernBelle0621 View Post

Now there's an idea he apparently stays right on the road my office is on because I see him pulling cars over every day, and he's pulled 4 or so in our parking lot. I get absolutely no work done when he's out there lol
There's your in girl! Take a chance on a speeding ticket for a chance at a hot cop. They're ALOT of fun! They have they're own handcuffs. LoL

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Well hopefully you get to see him a lilbit tonite for some checkers and mayybe some landscaping of the playgrounds

I hope your day is better today... My hubby always says some days are diamonds and some are stones. Lol And sometimes you feel like you get hit with those stones ha ha
Haha. It will be. I get to be late and leaver early for make up from yesterday. Most definitely on the checkers. ,,,,
(That's drool btw)
Today 08:03 AM
jeepergurl67
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Im doing good. But yesterday was super long. It kinda sucked. I got to see him yesterday for just a little bit. He is going to be home till Thursday at least.
Well hopefully you get to see him a lilbit tonite for some checkers and mayybe some landscaping of the playgrounds

I hope your day is better today... My hubby always says some days are diamonds and some are stones. Lol And sometimes you feel like you get hit with those stones ha ha
Today 08:02 AM
SouthernBelle0621
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Drive by him naked and I'm sure he'll take you in. Take the roof and doors off the jeep too.
Now there's an idea he apparently stays right on the road my office is on because I see him pulling cars over every day, and he's pulled 4 or so in our parking lot. I get absolutely no work done when he's out there lol
Today 08:00 AM
jeepergurl67
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Originally Posted by Fun sized View Post
Drive by him naked and I'm sure he'll take you in. Take the roof and doors off the jeep too.
Wake up B your fantasising (sp)again!!!! Damn it!!!
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