|07-29-2013 09:00 AM|
[Tyrone just backed into Franky Four Fingers' van]
Tyrone: I didn't see it there.
Vinny: It's a four ton truck, Tyrone. Its not as if it's a packet of fu€£ing peanuts, is it?
Tyrone: It was a funny angle.
[All three turn and look back at the truck]
Vinny: It's behind you Tyrone. Whenever you reverse, things come from behind you.
|07-28-2013 09:35 PM|
Agent J: And just because you see a black man driving in a nice car, does not mean he stole it. Okay...I stole that one. But not cause I'm black!
|07-28-2013 09:01 PM|
|07-28-2013 08:49 PM|
"Its on darlin, i still got one arm to hold you with"
Sam Elliot... Tombstone
Love his voice overs, pretty sure that guy could sell ice cubes to an eskimo
|07-28-2013 08:43 PM|
"I'll be your huckleberry."- tombstone
"You die first, get it? Your friends might get me in a rush, but not before I make your head into a canoe, you understand me?" - tombstone
"Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger! Can I take your order?"- Good Burger
|07-28-2013 08:38 PM|
|uknowitstmoc||Do a hard impersonation like coffee cakes. Coffee cakes? You'd have to hold a screen on front of my face and throw shit at it.-Bronx tale|
|07-28-2013 08:36 PM|
|uknowitstmoc||Let er rip,tater chip.-fast and loud.Richard Rawlings|
|07-28-2013 08:27 PM|
"See if you can guess what I am now."
(Puts pastry in mouth, slaps cheeks)
"I'm a zit - get it?"
|07-28-2013 08:22 PM|
|Pennsyman||"I'll write you a note, I'll say you're too well to attend!" Animal House|
|07-28-2013 02:22 PM|
|Senior Chief||"Yeah, we'll I got my ASS kicked in Wisconsin once". Stripes|
|07-28-2013 01:41 PM|
Go ahead and make my day!
44 Magnum, Clint Eastwood.
|07-28-2013 12:29 PM|
"I am the night rider, I am a fuel injected suicide machine!"
Crazy guy in Mad Max
|07-28-2013 12:37 AM|
Sherrif Justice: For some reason or another you sound a little TALLER on radio. (Smokey & the Bandit)
Taggert: LePetomane Thruway?!? Now what'll that a$$&ole think of next?
(Pats pockets) Has anybody got a dime? (negative murmurs in respose.)
Somebody's gotta go back and get a $hitload of dimes! (Blazing Saddles)
Swiftus Lazarus: Boy, you are nuts! N-V-T-S nuts! (History of the World, Part I)
Igor: Could be worse - could be raining. (Young Frankenstein)
Jake: Hanson Burgers.
Elwood: Yeah. Lotsa space in this mall.
Jake: Disco pants & hair cuts.
Elwood: Baby clothes.
Jake: This place has got everything.
Elwood: New Oldsmobiles are in early this year.
Elwood: Pier One Imports. (The Blues Brothers)
|07-26-2013 09:14 PM|
" let me tell you something pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes , i'll take it away from you stick it up your ass and pull the fu$$ing trigger until it goes click"
The Jesus.... The Big Lebowski.
|07-26-2013 09:04 PM|
"Excuse me while I whip this out"
Unfortunately that about the only halfway P.C. Quote from "Blazing Saddles."Oh the rest are hilarious but I dont want to get hazed by the Mods
|07-26-2013 02:29 PM|
That'll do... At ease Marine.
|07-26-2013 07:25 AM|
|07-25-2013 11:34 PM|
|07-25-2013 10:28 PM|
|Jeep Dreamer||"F@cking Catalina Wine Mixer."|
|07-25-2013 05:41 PM|
Get to work...
|07-25-2013 05:37 PM|
|07-25-2013 04:07 PM|
" You better have yer wood screws in cause im fixin to blow yer doors off!"
|07-25-2013 03:41 PM|
|Willybusmc||The older you get, the more rules they're gonna TRY to get you to follow. You just gotta keep on livin man. L-i-v-i-n|
|07-25-2013 10:09 AM|
|sparky||We're on a mission from God.|
|07-24-2013 11:10 PM|
|07-24-2013 08:31 PM|
Connor..." Cant do much damage with that can we, perhaps it should have been rule of wrist!"
I love that effing line!!!!
|07-24-2013 08:23 PM|
|07-24-2013 07:47 PM|
" I'll have a coke"
|07-24-2013 06:47 PM|
Murphy: Absolutely. What are ya, insane?
Connor: No I ain't. Charlie Bronson's always got rope.
Connor: Yeah. He's got a lot of rope strapped around him in the movies, and they always end up using it.
Murphy: You've lost it, haven't ya?
Connor: No, I'm serious.
Murphy: Me too. That's stupid. Name one thing you gonna need a rope for.
Connor: You don't f....n' know what you're gonna need it for. They just always need it.
Murphy: What's this 'they' s...? This isn't a movie.
Connor: Oh, right. (picks up large knife out of Murphy's bag) Is that right, Rambo?
Murphy: All right. Get your stupid f....n' rope.
Connor: I'll get my stupid rope. I'll get it. This is a rope right here.
Paul: Oh really? I may just be wantin' a bagel with my coffee.
What a movie.
|07-24-2013 04:56 PM|
"Why dont you go get yerself a whaaburger and some french cries, DIRT"
Kid Rock in Joe Dirt
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