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Today 07:44 AM
G54
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Originally Posted by Kimi725 View Post
Ahh that's not old and creepy. LoL
nothing worse than old and creepy
Today 07:30 AM
1monday awwww...that is a great answer. Fun-sized does seem to fit most any Jeep now that you mention it. I haven't really decided on a name for my jeep yet, throwing around a couple but so far nothing seems to stick....but haven't modded it yet either so it doesn't have that much of its own personality. (Like my dog, who I named Magpie as a small puppy...then realized that she is super lazy so at about 6 months had to change her name cause Magpie didn't fit).
Today 07:23 AM
Fun sized
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Originally Posted by black ops 2 View Post
Word of advice: if your wife or girlfriend ever asks "hypothetically speaking if I were to arrange a threesome for your birthday which of my friends would you pick?" Never give 2 names....NEVER! Have a great day y'all!
Of course...do the math.
Today 07:20 AM
Fun sized
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Originally Posted by 1monday View Post
hahaha...NICE... Have a great day too, Ops. Fun sized...you're gonna hafta explain the name. Your schedule isn't so bad, maybe I am just too quick to judge folks when theyre bein stupid or inconsiderate (which seems to be wayyyyy too many these days)
It's a living! The name: play on words...fun size candy bars are really small. My jeep is lifted 7" and had 35" tires. The candy company tries to convince us smaller is fun. Bigger is more fun in a jeep! (And some other things too. )

Plus my wifey is barely 5' and whenever anyone calls her short, her answer is "I'm not short, I'm fun-sized." Named my jeep for her.
Today 06:57 AM
1monday hahaha...NICE...
Have a great day too, Ops.

Fun sized...you're gonna hafta explain the name. Your schedule isn't so bad, maybe I am just too quick to judge folks when theyre bein stupid or inconsiderate (which seems to be wayyyyy too many these days)...maybe its me
Today 06:48 AM
black ops 2 Word of advice: if your wife or girlfriend ever asks "hypothetically speaking if I were to arrange a threesome for your birthday which of my friends would you pick?" Never give 2 names....NEVER!

Have a great day y'all!
Today 06:45 AM
Fun sized
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Originally Posted by 1monday View Post
haha...so you leave your house at what time to get to work? and then what time to you generally get home from your day? The thought of all that and all those people everywhere is exhausting me and making me irritated...just saying. You must be really laid back (I guess I just thought I was)
5:30a-6:20p. My sig pretty much sums up my approach to life. I don't worry..and I be happy. Different song but same philosophy
Today 06:40 AM
1monday haha...so you leave your house at what time to get to work? and then what time to you generally get home from your day? The thought of all that and all those people everywhere is exhausting me and making me irritated...just saying. You must be really laid back (I guess I just thought I was)
Today 06:36 AM
Fun sized Get all sorts of accents from all over the world here. I know a guy that works in my building for like 15 yrs now and I've never understood one word he says. Smile n wave
Today 06:32 AM
1monday haha...i got a phone call from some woman the other day and she had a VERY strong yankee accent...so much that I had no idea what she was saying. I guessed at most of it. But at the other end of the spectrum, some of the blacks that work on the landscape crews cannot be understood either, I just smile and say 'huh huh', like I know what they said. Pretty sure all of the above think I'm stupid...oh well, life goes on
Today 06:25 AM
Fun sized
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Originally Posted by 1monday View Post
ahhh..I just looked at where you live...and I bet you talk funny too...life is a much slower pace down in these parts...i lived in ATL for many years and hated the commute...it was only an hour...Are you driving a jeep all this time? it would suck to have that bad gas mileage to pay for but then it would make the drive more fun...maybe just sometimes
Nope train to work. When I work off hours I drive my jeep. Did it last winter for awhile. Cost me $30+ a day. And btw it's Y'ALL that talk funny
Today 06:13 AM
1monday ahhh..I just looked at where you live...and I bet you talk funny too...life is a much slower pace down in these parts...i lived in ATL for many years and hated the commute...it was only an hour...Are you driving a jeep all this time? it would suck to have that bad gas mileage to pay for but then it would make the drive more fun...maybe just sometimes
Today 05:51 AM
Fun sized
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but does that living have to start so early? I think not. I am much more productive later in the day.
Well the actual making a living pArt starts at 8...this is the commute. Lol
Today 05:47 AM
1monday but does that living have to start so early? I think not. I am much more productive later in the day.
Today 05:44 AM
Fun sized
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Originally Posted by 1monday View Post
damn, its too early for me. I'm much more of a night-owl type...couldn't sleep and got things to do so here I am...doing none of it
Yep..too early is right. I gotta go make a living though, so here I am -.-
Today 05:36 AM
1monday damn, its too early for me. I'm much more of a night-owl type...couldn't sleep and got things to do so here I am...doing none of it
Today 05:12 AM
Fun sized No one awake yet?
Today 01:45 AM
Priscila_06TJ Goodnight daters
Today 01:44 AM
Kimi725 Hey wait, maybe the men we have are the men we want, but playing with the boys relieve boredom? LoL
I'm just here for the jokes.
Today 01:39 AM
Priscila_06TJ Lol you figured us out! see women are no mystery...
Today 01:37 AM
Lunatic_Fridge
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Originally Posted by Priscila_06TJ View Post
lol dnt let me hold you back girl!!!
thought you said you were going to bed an hour ago young lady.

Leave it to the young ladies to stay up way to late playing with the boys rather than getting a good nights rest and finding the Men that they claim to want...





Lunatic Fridge
Today 01:29 AM
Priscila_06TJ lol dnt let me hold you back girl!!!
Today 01:26 AM
Kimi725
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Originally Posted by Priscila_06TJ View Post
Lol we dnt take anything serious the boys say around here..it's all good.
Hey wait...I was going to make a penis joke out of this P!!!
Today 01:25 AM
Priscila_06TJ Quality time with the jeep is always good.
Today 01:24 AM
Kimi725 Wait did you just say that women who are pretty and fun can't be stable and good mom?
Today 01:24 AM
Priscila_06TJ Lol we dnt take anything serious the boys say around here..it's all good.
Today 01:23 AM
Lunatic_Fridge
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Originally Posted by Priscila_06TJ View Post
Mr Lunatic, say hello to the misses for me..hardly see her around anymore..
I'll pass that along .. she has been parts shopping a bunch and trying to make up her mind about where her kiddie krawler is going. Claims to be trying to do it during my next business trip but I am betting it will be a bit after that...

Lunatic Fridge
Today 01:20 AM
Lunatic_Fridge
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Originally Posted by 97WranglerOhio View Post
Damn it, no I said stable and attractive!

My list of important qualities in women:

Smart - I can't deal with stupid. I just can't.
Fun - I like to go out and do things. I like to drive around for no reason. I like to drink. I'm incredibly social. If she can't enjoy those things then I'm out.
Confident - If we can't go out and have her not be worried about other women then we can't be a thing. I dated a girl who was sure I was out to screw every other female on the planet. If I am with you it's because I picked you over the other 3 billion girls in the world. Cool your jets haha.
Stable - Have a job. Make some money and be self sufficient. I will spoil you shamelessly but because I want to. Not because you ask for the world.

If you've got all of that then you'll be drop dead gorgeous to me. Some blonde 21 year old with big boobs will walk by and she won't get a second look. (mind you, I will look once but thats it).
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Originally Posted by 97WranglerOhio View Post
Ohhhhhhh. It should say girls who are only pretty and fun. They typically have the attention span of a flea, the personality of a stick, and are dumber than a box of rocks. I need more than that now
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Well thanks. I think I'm gonna get off my soap box now.
ok .. maybe not as much as I first thought but damn what a way to piss off a bunch of women with that other post...

Lunatic Fridge
Today 01:16 AM
Kimi725 Nice to meet you Lunatic
Today 01:16 AM
Priscila_06TJ Mr Lunatic, say hello to the misses for me..hardly see her around anymore..
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