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12-11-2007 11:09 PM
RIPBiker13
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Originally Posted by foxinthemudd View Post
ya I did, did you?!?! don't give me a mad face.

O sent some more your way rip
We BOTH did!
12-11-2007 11:08 PM
RIPBiker13 Good shipmate! Glad I could help... Now post in some of my threads so I can get on of those 5 star threads I so desperately want!
12-11-2007 11:07 PM
foxinthemudd
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Originally Posted by RIPBiker13 View Post
Wait... You didn't send him the jokes did you!?
ya I did, did you?!?! don't give me a mad face.

O sent some more your way rip
12-11-2007 11:06 PM
sgnellett I WAS starting to feel a little neglected here in my own thread, you two telling secret jokes and not including me..


Better now!

12-11-2007 10:57 PM
RIPBiker13 Wait... You didn't send him the jokes did you!?
12-11-2007 10:55 PM
foxinthemudd
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Originally Posted by sgnellett View Post
Um, Hello?
See Sgnellett we didn't forget about you
12-11-2007 10:50 PM
foxinthemudd I got a ton of them I just really hate typing them out.
12-11-2007 10:48 PM
RIPBiker13 I'm trying to remember more! That was great! I'm STILL chuckling...
12-11-2007 10:48 PM
foxinthemudd
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Originally Posted by sgnellett View Post
Um, Hello?
HI!
12-11-2007 10:39 PM
RIPBiker13
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Originally Posted by foxinthemudd View Post
that one is good I heard it a long time ago. But the ball is back in your court now enjoy!
OMG I can't stop laughing!
12-11-2007 10:37 PM
RIPBiker13
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Originally Posted by sgnellett View Post
Um, Hello?


We're cops, so we bond well!
12-11-2007 10:34 PM
sgnellett
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Originally Posted by RIPBiker13 View Post
I sent you another one. It sucks typing them out!
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Originally Posted by foxinthemudd View Post
that one is good I heard it a long time ago. But the ball is back in your court now enjoy!
Um, Hello?
12-11-2007 10:32 PM
foxinthemudd
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Originally Posted by RIPBiker13 View Post
I sent you another one. It sucks typing them out!
that one is good I heard it a long time ago. But the ball is back in your court now enjoy!
12-11-2007 10:13 PM
RIPBiker13 I sent you another one. It sucks typing them out!
12-11-2007 10:10 PM
foxinthemudd thanks I have a ton more but I didn't want to take the time to write them out. lazy...ya know
12-11-2007 10:06 PM
RIPBiker13 That was great!
12-11-2007 09:26 PM
foxinthemudd
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Originally Posted by RIPBiker13 View Post
18+ only kids!
PM SENT TO YOU AS WELL! I liked that one you sent
12-11-2007 08:44 PM
RIPBiker13
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Originally Posted by foxinthemudd View Post
I want a PM!
18+ only kids!
12-11-2007 11:58 AM
ms04sahara good stuff sgnellett. all are good but #3 for sho.
12-11-2007 05:54 AM
foxinthemudd
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Originally Posted by RIPBiker13 View Post
I had a great joke but it's not for public eyes. I would get banned...
I want a PM!
12-10-2007 11:44 PM
RIPBiker13 I had a great joke but it's not for public eyes. I would get banned...
12-10-2007 10:13 PM
foxinthemudd
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Originally Posted by sgnellett View Post
Lesson 5
A turkey was chatting with a bull.
"I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the
turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."
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"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull.
They're packed with nutrients."
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him
enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top
of the tree.
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He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
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Moral of the story:
Bull **** might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there..
I like this one...
12-10-2007 08:21 AM
sgnellett Lesson 5
A turkey was chatting with a bull.
"I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree," sighed the
turkey, "but I haven't got the energy."
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"Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?" replied the bull.
They're packed with nutrients."
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him
enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top
of the tree.
-
He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
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Moral of the story:
Bull **** might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there..
12-09-2007 02:22 AM
jjseel Thanks, snig!
12-08-2007 11:13 PM
sgnellett Lesson 4
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.
A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and
do nothing?"
The eagle answered: "Sure, why not."
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a
sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
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Moral of the story:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
12-08-2007 11:12 PM
sgnellett Lesson 3:
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to
lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.
They rub it and a Genie comes out.
The Genie says, "I'll give each of you just one wish.."
"Me first! Me first!" says the admin clerk. "I want to be in the Bahamas
, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world."
Puff! She's gone.
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"Me next! Me next!" says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii ,
relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of
Pina Coladas and the love of my life."
Puff! He's gone.
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"OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."
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Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first say.
12-06-2007 09:48 AM
Jase
12-06-2007 09:30 AM
debruins hahaha
12-06-2007 08:21 AM
02Prove
12-06-2007 08:17 AM
sgnellett Lesson 2:

A priest offered a Nun a lift.
She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.
The priest nearly had an accident.
After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.
The nun said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?"
The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide
up her leg again.
The nun once again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?"
The priest apologized "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak."
Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.
On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It
said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."
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Moral of the story:
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great
opportunity.
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