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12-17-2012 12:51 PM
PTWarrior66
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Originally Posted by PTWarrior66 View Post
When a girl that transferred to your school makes fun of bonfires and every other girl in the town hates her because of it. Merica'
When this girl now loves bonfires and comes to all of them.
06-07-2012 01:41 PM
Pastman9997 When your favorite color is Camo.
06-06-2012 04:34 PM
PTWarrior66 When a girl that transferred to your school makes fun of bonfires and every other girl in the town hates her because of it. Merica'
01-06-2012 01:03 AM
JeepGirLHaz When the guy at the gas station only has 2 teeth left.
01-05-2012 08:46 PM
PTWarrior66 When you have American themed parties
12-18-2011 05:53 PM
jeepmonkey06 When your elementary school bus driver has a spittoon on board for HER personal use.
12-18-2011 12:29 AM
jkaufman_95
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Originally Posted by IP0VV3R
Your town only shows up on a regional map of you state
... If you don't even show up there...
12-18-2011 12:04 AM
IP0VV3R Your town only shows up on a regional map of you state
12-18-2011 12:00 AM
PTWarrior66 i enjoy communication with the world. while i live in a hick town i went to school in one of the most affluent areas in the country LOL. i stuck out like a sore thumb in my camo
12-17-2011 11:55 PM
HarryJeepGuy
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Originally Posted by PTWarrior66
HAHAHAH THIS IS PERFECT.

Twitter just blew up because there's around 50 police cars, a half dozen SWAT trucks, a police command bus and a bomb squad van in the high school parking lot. There's someone on the loose with a shotgun (most of the town) who's apparently shooting anything they see.
If you gots that there "Twatter" you ain't in no Hicktown, boy.

(In Ridiculous southern drawl...) lol
12-17-2011 10:26 PM
IP0VV3R
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Originally Posted by PTWarrior66
HAHAHAH THIS IS PERFECT.

Twitter just blew up because there's around 50 police cars, a half dozen SWAT trucks, a police command bus and a bomb squad van in the high school parking lot. There's someone on the loose with a shotgun (most of the town) who's apparently shooting anything they see.
I guess they had little too much of that moonshine you mentioned earlier
12-17-2011 10:20 PM
PTWarrior66 HAHAHAH THIS IS PERFECT.

Twitter just blew up because there's around 50 police cars, a half dozen SWAT trucks, a police command bus and a bomb squad van in the high school parking lot. There's someone on the loose with a shotgun (most of the town) who's apparently shooting anything they see.
12-17-2011 09:22 PM
PTWarrior66 Our Friday nights:

Making a big ass bon fire, cooking deer steaks, and trying different people's moonshine. 20 cars in the field = most of the 20 year olds in the town.
12-17-2011 09:20 PM
PTWarrior66
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Originally Posted by Another Guy In A Jeep View Post
When ya find farmland in the randomness spots
When you're town "is in an agricultural reserve". You cannot get out without passing a farm.
12-17-2011 09:08 PM
Skyhawk32 First person at deer camp has to go out and shoot the camp meat. Must be a doe.
12-17-2011 09:01 PM
Skyhawk32
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Originally Posted by GoldenSahara00

We do have Monday off
Just Monday. Shoot we got off all week On account of no teachers.
12-17-2011 07:49 PM
CrazyBull
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Originally Posted by s14sh3r View Post
My town has 700 people. Our whole county, which is about the size of Rhode Island, has 11,000 people.
Gotcha Beat! Our mail goes to Koosharem..5 miles from the house. Population 300. BUT, I live in a suburb 5 miles from Koosharem, called Burrville.. Population 25..unless my kids visit. Also 7.34 dogs, 4 cats, 7 geese, 4 ducks, asst livestock. Oh, I'm still a mile from Burrville and I and a couple of others plow the neighbors out cause the state only comes by once a day when it snows. I think I'm gonna put up a tear off sheet with "Txt me if your ass is stuck" at the local combination "post office, grocer, hardware store, gas station, and if it ain't complicated we'll fix your flat" thats in a building of roughly 1200 sq ft. Its the only place I've seen where if you need money out of the ATM, they go put money into it, in front of your eyes, so you can pull it back out. And, even though all the mail boxes have the key'd doors, you can just enter the office itself and go find your mail. We talkin small town here. Been here a few months and people stopped lookin at me funny until I showed up with a new jeep. Now they come out like I was in a new 8x8 John Deere tractor and want me to head the parade.
12-17-2011 02:09 PM
dabolt55 When our neighbor lives in his truck and his cats live in the trailer. REALLY...across the street and up the hill .....:f acepalm:
12-17-2011 01:58 PM
HarryJeepGuy
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Originally Posted by Cowboy59
When you have a state park named "big bone lick.". And that's just down the street from old beaver road and the old town of Sugartit.
Please post a pic of the "Big Bone Lick" sign! I can get some milage out of that one.
12-17-2011 01:43 PM
Shootist A cow path is considered an improved roadway.
12-17-2011 01:37 PM
KidRock171 Define grass?
12-17-2011 01:20 PM
Wallygator Some of the best grass in the world comes outta the Shuswap.
Nothin else to to but grow hybreds....
Not to be confused with inbreds altho I'm pretty sure there is some of that going on further up them hills
12-17-2011 01:17 PM
jkaufman_95 That's pretty funky too
12-17-2011 01:16 PM
Wallygator Malakwa
12-17-2011 01:00 PM
jkaufman_95
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Originally Posted by Wallygator
When just down the road you have a village whose name translates into "big mosquito"
What is it? My villages name is Moweaqua, strangest one I've heard
12-17-2011 12:54 PM
Wallygator When just down the road you have a village whose name translates into "big mosquito"
12-17-2011 12:26 PM
s14sh3r My town has 700 people. Our whole county, which is about the size of Rhode Island, has 11,000 people.
12-17-2011 12:22 PM
Cowboy59 When you have a state park named "big bone lick.". And that's just down the street from old beaver road and the old town of Sugartit.
12-17-2011 12:18 PM
jkaufman_95
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Originally Posted by HarryJeepGuy
I'm not sure what the real name for it is, but we've got one I've never heard called anything else than "Cow Shit Creek". I guess if it was really a hicktown it would be Crick, not Creek.
Well, that reminds me, closer to the Mason Dixon we have a Short Crick. Not sure if it's on the sign, but that's all I've heard it called.
We have opossum creek... And flat branch
12-17-2011 12:16 PM
HarryJeepGuy I'm not sure what the real name for it is, but we've got one I've never heard called anything else than "Cow Shit Creek". I guess if it was really a hicktown it would be Crick, not Creek.
Well, that reminds me, closer to the Mason Dixon we have a Short Crick. Not sure if it's on the sign, but that's all I've heard it called.
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