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04-17-2012 09:56 PM
Coffeeman Wheeling Checkilst:

four espresso shots,
four-inch lift and thirty-three's,
four liter... need gas
02-01-2012 01:29 PM
tHEf00l They stare as I pass

Don't be afraid to try it!

Yes, topless again



seems to be a theme....
01-31-2012 09:25 PM
Rpkittle The jeep is not cheap,
JEEP is more than just a word,
Just Empty Every Pocket!
01-31-2012 09:03 PM
jskinn27 i really like cheese
i love my jeep oh so much
but she takes all my money
01-31-2012 09:02 PM
jskinn27 it sucks when i get
a warning from a coper
music is too loud
01-31-2012 06:18 PM
greenjeepgurl87
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rpkittle
My green jeep goes beep,
both rugged and durable,
Zombies have no chance!
Love.this one!
01-31-2012 06:01 PM
Redsand wheel it till it dies
pull the vin
leave it where it lies
(what i want to do to an escelade)
01-31-2012 06:00 PM
Rpkittle Driving the wrangler,
Fueling at the gas station,
Forgot the gas cap
01-31-2012 05:53 PM
nick50471 I drive my Wrangler
No top No doors all summer
Then sits all winter
01-31-2012 05:47 PM
Aunt Flow Winter has arrived.

New tires are expensive.

I wish I had beer.
01-31-2012 04:13 PM
Rpkittle This one says it all:

Jeep jeep jeep jeep jeep,
Jeep jeep jeep jeep jeep jeep jeep,
Jeep jeep jeep jeep jeep,
01-31-2012 12:06 PM
Capt Jarrod Fun as hell to drive
curse like a fool when it breaks
Still wont give it up
01-31-2012 12:01 PM
jsever
Quote:
Originally Posted by jkaufman_95 View Post
Haiku sometimes make
No sense at all
Refrigerator.
Exactly!
01-31-2012 08:44 AM
tHEf00l With my top removed
Oblivious to their stares
Enjoy the warm breeze

01-30-2012 11:02 PM
jkaufman_95 Haiku sometimes make
No sense at all
Refrigerator.
01-30-2012 11:00 PM
kbwwolf
Quote:
Originally Posted by IP0VV3R View Post
Bored?
Usually.
01-30-2012 10:09 PM
BadMojo Automatic wash
Will destroy every time
I never use them
01-30-2012 09:58 PM
IP0VV3R
Quote:
Originally Posted by BadMojo

Dude, I think you need to work on the whole haiku concept...
My license plate broke
I'm pissed at the carwash
Used zip ties to fix
01-30-2012 09:51 PM
BadMojo
Quote:
Originally Posted by IP0VV3R View Post
Bored?

Dude, I think you need to work on the whole haiku concept...
01-30-2012 09:49 PM
IP0VV3R
Quote:
Originally Posted by kbwwolf
My Jeep will smite you
Turd-colored crappy Prius
Shrill laughter follows
Quote:
Originally Posted by kbwwolf
Roof leak I hate you
pissing on me all the time
I swim in disgust
Quote:
Originally Posted by kbwwolf
Headlights you're worthless
I hate you and all your ilk
Oh no an Oak tree
Bored?
01-30-2012 09:45 PM
kbwwolf Headlights you're worthless
I hate you and all your ilk
Oh no an Oak tree
01-30-2012 09:45 PM
kbwwolf Roof leak I hate you
pissing on me all the time
I swim in disgust
01-30-2012 09:44 PM
kbwwolf My Jeep will smite you
Turd-colored crappy Prius
Shrill laughter follows
01-30-2012 08:32 PM
BadMojo I had a Jeep once
I was stupid and sold it
Now have another.
01-30-2012 08:22 PM
JeepCreeper I can't help the smile.
It grows bigger as I drive.
TJ round lights rule!
01-30-2012 07:36 PM
Rpkittle My green jeep goes beep,
both rugged and durable,
Zombies have no chance!
01-30-2012 07:20 PM
Coyote_94YJ Here I sit all broken hearted, I came to....oh wait, that's not it.


Jeep. Crawls like a snail,
always finishes the trail,
then it's time for ale.
01-30-2012 06:45 PM
Cons_Table Creepin' in Four Low
Big or Small the Jeep Will Conquer
Over Rocks I Crawl
01-30-2012 06:41 PM
tHEf00l
Quote:
Originally Posted by aelwero View Post
big honkin mudhole...
I'm positive i'll make it...
Thank god for winches!



My 15 second submission.
Awesome idea
awesome!!!
01-30-2012 06:36 PM
aelwero big honkin mudhole...
I'm positive I'll make it...
Thank god for winches!



my 15 second submission.
Awesome idea
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