|02-25-2012 05:10 PM|
When I went through the academy, we drew straws to see who in our group would be first to get tazed. I drew the short straw. I actually got shot. Everyone else got alligator clips. HOLY HELL. And if it's not bad enough that you bounce around on the ground like a fish out of water, then you still have the prongs in you.
I used mine twice when I was on patrol. Both times, they later made the comment that being tazed was the worst experience they'd ever had. And one of them had been stabbed. I can honestly say being tazed was a worse feeling than when a dog attacked me, though as stated earlier, healing time is alot quicker.
|02-24-2012 10:50 PM|
|BRAVO TANGO||the hardest ive ever laughed was when my friend tazed himself with his dad's tazer. he didnt think it was funny|
|02-23-2012 11:58 PM|
|DougHeffernan||Thanks for the laugh. I haven't laughed like that in a long time .. Tried reading it to my wife but couldnt without laughing and wiping tears from my eyes.. So she grabbed the phone and started reading and did okay for a little while but she couldn't do it either. Hilarious|
|02-23-2012 11:30 PM|
|02-23-2012 11:28 PM|
|02-23-2012 11:22 PM|
Why yes, there is a video.
And none of you will be seeing it.
|02-23-2012 10:27 PM|
|02-23-2012 10:06 PM|
Very funny story!
|02-23-2012 09:11 PM|
|02-23-2012 08:58 PM|
holy hell necro post.
And yes, I did get tasered. And yes, I did scream like a little girl.
|02-23-2012 03:55 PM|
I've also owned a taser such as the one in the story and been hit with it numerous times...the story was obviously written by someone who'd never been hit with a standard little pocket taser. It'll jolt you pretty good...felt really good the one time I had it in my pocket and reached in for change and accidentally hit the trigger...lit my fingers up. But it's nothing like described...basically feels like being bit when doing home wiring and not checking for voltage for before grabbing that bare wire. Or for those who've had the pleasure of being hit with a car's ignition system...that's a pretty good comparison.
Now the police taser guns...or those bigass handheld tasers that produce like 500,000v and sound like somebody snapping leather belts when you turn it on...those might make you crap yourself. No way I wanna be hit with one of those...they sound like they'd blow the skin right off of you. lol
|02-23-2012 03:42 PM|
|02-23-2012 02:38 PM|
|kfdjason7620||I miss the joke thread|
|02-23-2012 02:04 PM|
After the cutoff finger thread revival I remembered this one from the past.
|04-29-2010 10:16 AM|
|tlrrob1000||I had a buddy of mine in high school that tazed my right leg while I was driving. Needless to say 25 mph to 80 pretty quick.|
|04-29-2010 09:14 AM|
|PecosRiver||I got tazed when I was issued a taser when I was a cop. Was as much fun as I expected. Getting shot was less painful, but the taser recovery was quicker by weeks.|
|04-29-2010 08:58 AM|
|Exer79||That is awesome. I am laughing so hard I can't see to type. The people at work think I have finally gone insane.|
|04-28-2010 06:51 PM|
|flash19901||I got this yesterday. Everytime someone new read it I laughed because I knew where they were. This morning I read it to my wife. She lost it. I was losing it. The second half went slowly due to laughter and to poor vision due to excessive tear duct activity. I had always wondered, would never do ti. But this is so well written. You know it's coming. But, WOW!|
|04-28-2010 06:21 PM|
|04-28-2010 05:55 PM|
|04-28-2010 05:47 PM|
|renegadewarrior||Not quite the same but a buddy of mine put on a dog shock collar to see how bad it hurt....He vowed to never use it on his dog again!|
|04-28-2010 05:12 PM|
|04-28-2010 04:50 PM|
|biffman||Has anybody played that game, I think called Lightning Reaction, and the loser gets an electric shock? Lot's of fun until you lose. Not a real bad shock, kind of like a finger in a light socket shock. It's more nerve racking then painful, unless you keep losing like I did.|
|04-28-2010 04:12 PM|
|toshpate||holy shiesse my boss thought I was nuts I was laughing so hard...I need one of these things...|
|04-28-2010 04:01 PM|
|ExDementia||I've been tased before, my neighbor got one out of an outdoor recreation catalog. Same thing with the two AA's or AAA's... It wasn't near as bad as he described it though...|
|04-28-2010 03:45 PM|
|alsyj||I have seen this story before and it is just as funny reading it again...|
|04-28-2010 03:24 PM|
|04-28-2010 03:12 PM|
I plan on getting tased this summer. Don't really want to do it, but I'm curious. Don't worry, the video camera will be rolling...
|04-28-2010 03:02 PM|
that story is no lie. back in highschool a friend and i had the displeasure of playing with one of these things. i shot him first and i thought he was faking it. so he shot me. i'm not the biggest guy, about 5'11 200 pounds, and it knocked me on my a**! my stomach where he got me was on fire, it felt like i sprinted 5 miles, and i couldn't get up for like 5 minutes.
oh i miss those highschool days lol!
|04-28-2010 02:32 PM|
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