|02-29-2012 06:28 PM|
|killerbee812||35's from the factory|
|02-29-2012 06:27 PM|
I would like one with a large V8
And a long travel suspension. And a cargo box on top - with a trailer.
|02-29-2012 06:24 PM|
|kbwwolf||Oh yeah, and if you tried to put 20's on it, a little tube would shoot out and fire a poison dart into your throat.|
|02-29-2012 06:11 PM|
Mine would be called the Cold, Hard Reality Edition:
You'd pay a minimum of $5,000 extra for the CHR logo, which would be in the shape of a red fist showing it's middle finger.
The Jeep would come with no headlights, and tiny pinholes drilled through the hardtop so it would leak like a colander. Once taken down, the soft top would be impossible to put back up without serious damage. You'd get seven gears, but only be able to use five of them, unless you went with bigger tires, in which case you'd only get three. Owners would have to take the MMPI and both IQ tests (Wechsler, Stanford-Binet) to get a license to alter the Jeep's stock suspension, and then be forced to choose between a 2" lift and a 6" lift. The sat/nav system would require a 23-digit user interface # to turn on, and even then would shut down at random intervals, requiring the 23-digit user interface # to turn it back on. The horn would sound like John Candy laughing, and the Uconnect would dial your cellphone from time to time and, when you answered, say juvenile things like, "Is your refrigerator running?" or, really fast, "aretardedguysayshello?" Oh, and it would only be offered in "10-day-old-parking-lot-bubblegum-gray."
Probably break sales records.
|02-29-2012 05:54 PM|
|02-29-2012 05:49 PM|
My "special Edition" is an air mattress/Dbbl "0°" sleeping bag and my wife-
Course you gotta have a JKU--
|02-29-2012 05:47 PM|
|02-29-2012 05:44 PM|
|daggo66||I'd want to see the 1980 Renegade Edition return.|
|02-29-2012 05:42 PM|
I haven't given enough thought to spec out a full special edition, yet.
However, I would like to see the "Dual Top" option include "Dual Doors" (full and half).
|02-29-2012 05:34 PM|
What Special Edition?
If you could design your ultimate special edition package: what would be the specs, what options, what would you name it?
I got to thinking about this a few weeks ago while attending a survival course. For one of the nights we camped in our vehicles, and I froze my ass off. It got down to 20, woke with ice on my bag all that good stuff. So I was thinking man if only Jeep Jeep had a cushion sleeping pad built in to help insulate. Heated rear flooring. A couple normal plugs to run equipment off of. Headrest that is cushy on the back to be a pillow when the seats are down. Built in water proof stuff sacks in the back. Rear stow and go storage. I would call it the adventure edition. Haha
Bored at work today!