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11-09-2011 03:32 PM
james.l.devore Whenever the casualty breaths out, air is expelled from the chest cavity and escapes from underneath the open edge of the patch. Whenever the casualty breaths in, the ID sticks to the skin and keeps air from returning into the chest cavity. This helps to re-inflate the collapsed lung...........SHAKE-n-BAKE
03-26-2008 11:16 PM
sgnellett
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Originally Posted by distortedtj View Post
yep yep yep ...sngellett you get a cookie.
Mmmmm, cookies! As long as somebody remembers this if I ever have a sucking chest wound!

On a similar note, is there any way to have a chest wound of that magnitude that DOESN'T suck?
03-26-2008 09:13 PM
distortedtj
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Originally Posted by JeepersdoitDeeper View Post
Correct on the allowing air and pressure to vent...
yep yep yep ...sngellett you get a cookie.
03-26-2008 08:20 PM
JeepersdoitDeeper Correct on the allowing air and pressure to vent...
03-26-2008 06:18 PM
debruins im bored too
03-26-2008 10:06 AM
tiny terror
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Originally Posted by Rubigoddess View Post
are you a published writer? Do you have any books out that we may know?

I sure am published. No novels published yet however. Workin' on it.
03-26-2008 05:36 AM
sgnellett
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Originally Posted by distortedtj View Post
ya'll are right but why only 3 sides for a sucking chest wound???

I'm CLS certified(combat life saver)... lets see if ya'll can get it right
IIRC, it's so that some of the pressure can escape, but damn it's been FOREVER!

Tiny, I know it's late, but here's something to help your writing..

Here's a prime example of "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus"
(or more precisely, politically diverse opinions and value systems) offered by an English professor from the University of Toledo:

The professor told his class one day:

"Today we will experiment with a new writing form called the tandem story. The process is simple. Each person will pair off with the person sitting to his or her immediate right. As homework tonight, one of you will write the first paragraph of a short story. You will e-mail your partner that paragraph and send another copy to me. The partner will read the first paragraph and then add another paragraph to the story and send it back, also sending another copy to me. The first person will then add a third paragraph, and so on back-and-forth. Remember to re-read what has been written each time in order to keep the story coherent. There is to be absolutely NO talking outside of the e-mails and anything you wish to say must be written in the e-mail. The story is over when both agree a conclusion has been reached."

The following was actually turned in by two of his English students:

Rebecca and Steve:

THE STORY:

(first paragraph by Rebecca)
At first, Laurie couldn't decide which kind of tea she wanted. The
chamomile, which used to be her favorite for lazy evenings at home,
now reminded her too much of Carl, who once said, in happier times,
that he liked chamomile. But she felt she must now, at all costs, keep her
mind off Carl. His possessiveness was suffocating, and if she thought
about him too much her asthma started acting up again. So chamomile was out of the question.

(second paragraph by Steve)
Meanwhile, Advance Sergeant Carl Harris, leader of the attack squadron now in orbit over Skylon 4, had more important things to think
about than the neuroses of an air-headed asthmatic bimbo named Laurie with whom he had spent one sweaty night over a year ago. "A.S. Harris to Geostation 17," he said into his transgalactic communicator. "Polar orbit established. No sign of resistance so far..." But before he could sign off a bluish particle beam flashed out of nowhere and blasted a hole through his
ship's cargo bay. The jolt from the direct hit sent him flying out of
his seat and across the cockpit.

(Rebecca)
He bumped his head and died almost immediately, but not before he
felt one last pang of regret for psychically brutalizing the one woman
who had ever had feelings for him. Soon afterwards, Earth stopped its
pointless hostilities towards the peaceful farmers of Skylon 4.
"Congress Passes Law Permanently Abolishing War and Space Travel," Laurie read in her newspaper one morning. The news simultaneously excited her and bored her. She stared out the window, dreaming of her youth, when the days had passed unhurriedly and carefree, with no newspaper to read, no television to distract her from her sense of innocent wonder at all the beautiful things around her. "Why must one lose one's innocence to become a woman?" she pondered wistfully.

(Steve)
Little did she know, but she had less than 10 seconds to live. Thousands of miles above the city, the Anu'udrian mothership launched the first of its lithium fusion missiles. The dim-witted wimpy peacenik Liberals who pushed the Unilateral Aerospace disarmament Treaty through the congress had left Earth a defenseless target for the hostile alien empires who were determined to destroy the human race. Within two hours after the passage of the treaty, the Anu'udrian ships were on course for Earth, carrying enough firepower to pulverize the entire planet. With no one to stop them, they swiftly initiated their diabolical plan. The lithium fusion missile entered the atmosphere unimpeded. The President, in his top-secret mobile submarine headquarters on the ocean floor off the coast of Guam, felt the inconceivably massive explosion, which vaporized poor, stupid Laurie and all the other spineless, feel-good waifs.

(Rebecca)
This is absurd. I refuse to continue this mockery of literature. My writing partner is a violent, chauvinistic, semi-literate adolescent.

(Steve)
Well, my writing partner is a self-centered, tedious, neurotic, liberal whose attempts at writing are the literary equivalent of Valium. "Oh, shall I have chamomile tea? Or shall I have some other sort of F*** ING TEA?? Oh no, what am I to do? I'm such an air headed bimbo who reads too many Danielle Steele novels!"

(Rebecca)
Ass-hole.

(Steve)
Bitch

(Rebecca)
F*** YOU, NEANDERTHAL!

(Steve)
Go drink some tea - whore.

(TEACHER)
A+ - I really liked this one.

(OK, I have to admit, I pilfered this from another site, changed the names, but I thought it was funny, admit it, so did you!!)
03-26-2008 12:08 AM
distortedtj
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Originally Posted by 4point View Post
Punctured lung.............sucking chest wound....
ya'll are right but why only 3 sides for a sucking chest wound???

I'm CLS certified(combat life saver)... lets see if ya'll can get it right
03-26-2008 12:00 AM
Rubigoddess are you a published writer? Do you have any books out that we may know?
03-25-2008 10:19 PM
4point
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Originally Posted by tiny terror View Post
Pointy got it right. His military ID is taped on three sides to his chest. It's for a sucking chest wound.

I'm a touch creepy, but this was Chris' doing. He's been a great source for this book.
I watch too much Discovery and TLC
03-25-2008 10:09 PM
tiny terror Pointy got it right. His military ID is taped on three sides to his chest. It's for a sucking chest wound.

I'm a touch creepy, but this was Chris' doing. He's been a great source for this book.
03-25-2008 10:05 PM
amy
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Originally Posted by tiny terror View Post
Writing a novel, one of many.... (in my sigline). DeHaven's standing on the trainstation platform looking for his military ID. What he hasn't figured out is it's taped on three sides to his chest.

Anyone know the reason for it being taped on three sides?
It's taped on three sides, bottom and both sides, so he can use it like a pocket?
03-25-2008 09:50 PM
4point
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Originally Posted by tiny terror View Post
Writing a novel, one of many.... (in my sigline). DeHaven's standing on the trainstation platform looking for his military ID. What he hasn't figured out is it's taped on three sides to his chest.

Anyone know the reason for it being taped on three sides?
Punctured lung.............sucking chest wound....
03-25-2008 09:44 PM
AzTJ
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Originally Posted by tiny terror View Post
Still can't stinking write. This sucks. But thanks guys, this is turning out to be entertaining.... though AzTJ shouldn't be rubbing his car in public.
03-25-2008 09:43 PM
debruins how much are u willing to pay for me to "entertain" you, oh wait u didnt mean like that?
damn now everyone knows im a man whore, dammit i shoulda pm'ed you!
03-25-2008 09:39 PM
tiny terror Writing a novel, one of many.... (in my sigline). DeHaven's standing on the trainstation platform looking for his military ID. What he hasn't figured out is it's taped on three sides to his chest.

Anyone know the reason for it being taped on three sides?
03-25-2008 09:28 PM
Rubigoddess Tiny, what are you trying to write?
03-25-2008 09:17 PM
whiteyj
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Originally Posted by tiny terror View Post
Still can't stinking write. This sucks. But thanks guys, this is turning out to be entertaining.... though AzTJ shouldn't be rubbing his car in public.
Better his car..........................
03-25-2008 08:58 PM
tiny terror Still can't stinking write. This sucks. But thanks guys, this is turning out to be entertaining.... though AzTJ shouldn't be rubbing his car in public.
03-25-2008 09:03 AM
activelydying
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Originally Posted by JeepersdoitDeeper View Post
I always liked this one...

Great movie.
03-25-2008 08:19 AM
JeepersdoitDeeper I always liked this one...

03-25-2008 07:33 AM
[TheYJGuy]
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Originally Posted by JEEPER View Post
Well played.

Touche~
03-25-2008 07:24 AM
02Prove
03-25-2008 04:21 AM
[TheYJGuy] Here's a good one. Its not animated though...

03-25-2008 04:20 AM
[TheYJGuy]
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Originally Posted by amy View Post
Aw come on, it's not even a jeep...
At least its not THIS!

03-25-2008 02:52 AM
Smeghead I'm a loser.
03-25-2008 12:59 AM
AzTJ If I could draw one in there I would.
03-25-2008 12:51 AM
amy Aw come on, it's not even a jeep...
03-25-2008 12:50 AM
AzTJ Rubbing it.
03-25-2008 12:42 AM
amy What's he doing to that car?
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