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04-25-2008 12:23 AM
[TheYJGuy]
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Originally Posted by JEEPER View Post
Anything in moderation is better than drinking rot gut alcohol... I like mine higher proof thanks.
I'll agree. Wild Turkey 101 was a past favorite of mine, then I wised up and stopped drinking. I was 18 at the time.
04-24-2008 11:46 PM
ccain
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Originally Posted by MoA View Post
heh.. 99% of people dont read labels.. what do you expect

i remember when the guy sued mcdonalds because he burnt his lip on his coffee.. LOL
I thought he burnt his man parts... I sure wish I could fall into a pile of shit and come out smellin' like a rose like that guy did. Hello!!! Coffee has been served HOT for like a Kabillion years!!!! Geez!
Maybe I should sue the 7-11 the next time I get brain freeze from a Slurpee!
04-24-2008 11:35 PM
MoA heh.. 99% of people dont read labels.. what do you expect

i remember when the guy sued mcdonalds because he burnt his lip on his coffee.. LOL
04-24-2008 11:09 PM
Scout He didn't read the label.
04-24-2008 11:05 PM
MoA
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Originally Posted by Scout View Post
In high school I saw a guy burn his damn face off with some Everclear while smoking a cigar. Poor fawker never was the same after that. Good news is he was so drunk he never felt a thing.
heh i wanted to see if my breath would catch fire.. my buddy took my lighter from me lol..

the bottle states in a big circle on the front to keep away from open flame and heat.. and also warns about the bottle exploding if it gets too hot..

also it says dont take shots of it.. and to mix it with a non alcoholic beverage lol
04-24-2008 10:52 PM
Scout In high school I saw a guy burn his damn face off with some Everclear while smoking a cigar. Poor fawker never was the same after that. Good news is he was so drunk he never felt a thing.
04-24-2008 10:45 PM
02Prove
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Originally Posted by The_YJGuy88 View Post
hahaha anything over 80proof is bad news
Anything in moderation is better than drinking rot gut alcohol... I like mine higher proof thanks.
04-24-2008 03:10 PM
MoA ive made spiked fruit punch before.. actually did it at camp jeep..

pineapple, manderane oranges, bananas, apples, watermelon.. used 2 gallons of vodka, 5th of morgan, and 2 2-liters of fruit punch.. mixed with 3 packets of fruit punch koolaid.. didnt even take the liquor..

the smurf piss i made last nite was 5th of everclear, 1 2-liter of mountain dew, 2 packs of fruit punch koolaid, and like a cup of sugar lol..

oh and moonshine is the tits.. dads buddy triple distills it.. me, my dad, my cousin, and grandma had a moonshine drinking contest this previous xmas..

me and my cuz vs my dad and grandma.. my dad was the first to quit and my grandma picked up his slack.. damn full blooded germans can handle their liquor.. especially for a 68 yr old woman
04-24-2008 02:36 PM
parrot head
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Originally Posted by cavediverjc View Post
Unless it's rum....................

Right, cuz anything that is made from sugar can't be bad
04-24-2008 02:01 PM
sgnellett I had somebody once make koolaid using everclear instead of water, then didn't tell us what it really was! It only took a few long chugs off that jug before the puking started in earnest! Never again!
04-24-2008 12:28 PM
MOz
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Originally Posted by MoA View Post
drank a 5th with one other person..

oh and i man'd up with 4 hours of sleep and got to class on time =p

oh and i NEVER got sick.. lol

that crap is 190 proof.. 95% alcohol..
Yup...been there done that. We use to mix in a plastic garbage can, add fruit and mixed juices. We called it "Garbage Can Wapatui."

There's nothing pleasant about grain alcohol. I think shine is even worse.
04-24-2008 11:38 AM
MoA drank a 5th with one other person..

oh and i man'd up with 4 hours of sleep and got to class on time =p

oh and i NEVER got sick.. lol

that crap is 190 proof.. 95% alcohol..
04-24-2008 11:13 AM
MOz
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Originally Posted by MoA View Post
wow i hate everclear..

worst mistake of my night =/
Need to man up there cowboy if you're 'gonna drink that stuff....
04-24-2008 07:31 AM
cavediverjc Unless it's rum....................

04-24-2008 03:34 AM
[TheYJGuy] hahaha anything over 80proof is bad news
04-24-2008 02:21 AM
MoA
smurf piss

wow i hate everclear..

worst mistake of my night =/

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