|06-16-2008 04:15 PM|
|06-15-2008 05:38 PM|
|06-15-2008 05:30 PM|
|06-15-2008 12:47 PM|
|tiny terror||All the beatings issued by me are closed fisted.|
|06-15-2008 12:43 PM|
|Coyote_94YJ||Aww. darn... I gets no spankings then????|
|06-15-2008 12:40 PM|
I was actually talking to Smeg about lightening up, Coyote. I only replied to you in the second half because I didn't want him to think I was picking on him. Cartoons are so sanitized now they suck. I mean come on, I never dropped an anvil on my brother's head because I saw it on TV. Jeeze. I did it because he deserved it.
|06-15-2008 12:17 PM|
Didn't know that the banning of speedy cartoons was a joke. They banned all the ones with blacks, japanese, and hillbillies. Why wouldn't they move on to a mexican mouse next? I'm just tired of the whole "Don't offend anyone at all costs" attitude.
And Tiny, I didn't know that Smeg = lazy dudes lying around everywhere and talking slowly and stupidly.... Sounds like an ethnic slam to me...J/K
I gots it. I has been beaten like a redheaded step child and will move on.
|06-15-2008 11:15 AM|
Anyway I would never call it 'black' Its "experienced metal"
|06-15-2008 10:54 AM|
|06-15-2008 06:51 AM|
|Dare2BSquare||Hmmmmm. It's like comic Mad Libs. I hated those. I couldn't remember what a freakin adverb was!!! (he said jokingly)|
|06-15-2008 02:31 AM|
In the interest of Political Correctness.... All jokes will now be processed by a filter. And will now look like this
**SANITIZED FOR YOUR PROTECTION**
Did you guys hear the one about the retarded, half (enter ethnicity here) half (enter ethnicity here) (enter religious preference here) in a wheelchair who went into a bar and asked the (enter lifestyle choice here) bartender if he had heard the one about the three (enter ethnicity here)s ?
Well anyway… The (enter lifestyle choice here) bartender said no and the retarded half (enter ethnicity here) and half (enter ethnicity here) in a wheelchair started to tell the joke. Just then, In a blinding light (enter religious deity here) came in riding three midgets.
The retarded half (enter ethnicity here) half (enter ethnicity here) (enter religious preference here) in a wheelchair unzipped (enter gender here) pants and jabbed a fork in (enter gender here) (enter sexual organ here).
The three midgets started playing pool using a (enter cute baby animal of choice here) as a cue ball.
A fight then broke out after a (enter job title here) was caught having sex with a (enter species here) in the bathroom.
By now the (enter religious deity here) was so drunk that (enter gender here) was dancing, naked on the bar.
And just when you thought it couldn’t get any better… (enter shamed celebrity here) came in with a (enter household pet here) which was on fire. (enter shamed celebrity gender here) sat the poor, flaming (enter household pet here) on the bar and said: “Can I get a drink for my hot little friend here?”
The (enter lifestyle choice here) bartender said: “Hey! We don’t serve your kind in here!”
The (enter shamed celebrity here) and the drunken (enter religious deity here) began Kung Fu fighting.
The flaming (enter household pet here) leaped from the bar and caught the midgets on fire.
The two (enter age group here) (enter ethnicity here)s at the end of the bar, looked at each other and one said to the other:
“This was a nice place until they started serving (enter any of the above here) here.”
I can't believe they let "retarded" and "midgets" thru!!!
|06-15-2008 01:35 AM|
It's a joke, lighten up.
Oh and Coyote, I'm sure Smeg is not actually offended because that would be the pot calling the kettle black.
|06-15-2008 01:31 AM|
|ccain||Can't we all just get along?|
|06-15-2008 12:56 AM|
|06-14-2008 11:53 PM|
They wanted the 'Speedy Gonzalez' cartoons banned because of the lazy dudes lying around everywhere and talking slowly and stupidly, did you see that a while back?
|06-14-2008 11:32 PM|
|Dare2BSquare||It a yoke. Si?|
|06-14-2008 11:06 PM|
|Smeghead||Thats a bit racist isnt it. Do the same for the blacks and the jews|
|06-14-2008 07:57 PM|
JOU HABE YUST RECEIBED A MEHICAN BYRUS.
SIN WE HABE NO GOOD TECHNIOLOGICALLY ADBANCE IN MEHICO, DEES IS A MANUAL BYRUS.
PLEESE DELETE ALL JOUR FILES ON JOUR HARDT-DRIBE JOURSELFAND SEND THEES E-MAIL TO EBERYONE JOU KNOW.
TANKJOU FOR HALPING ME.
JULIO MANUEL JOSE FELIPE GONZALO JORGE RODRIGUEZ-Jones