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08-13-2008 11:58 AM
jeeps&comics
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Originally Posted by MOz View Post


How can you walk without toes? Won't you fall down or something?

How did you stop the bleeding when you lopped it off? Soldering iron or a torch?
i think our body has adapted that we don't need our toes THAT much to walk. might be a big awkward at first, but i dont think we NEED them anymore. well i dunno, cutting them ALL off is a little hard to imagine. haha
08-13-2008 11:52 AM
RatherBNarizona just remembered
my good buddy dropped a scuba tank on his foot

result= broken foot
lol
08-13-2008 11:50 AM
MOz

How can you walk without toes? Won't you fall down or something?

How did you stop the bleeding when you lopped it off? Soldering iron or a torch?
08-13-2008 11:14 AM
tiny terror No more pictures of my toes. I'm sick of them. Gone, all gone.
08-13-2008 10:46 AM
MOz
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Originally Posted by ccain View Post
OMG!!! I just caught tiny in the kitchen, over the sink with a pair of bolt cutters. She snipped it off before I could get to her. The problem is, the little piggy bounced outta the sink and hit the floor and Benny took off with it before I could put it on ice. I wonder if they make prosthetic toes?
Pics or it didn't happen.
08-13-2008 10:41 AM
ccain OMG!!! I just caught tiny in the kitchen, over the sink with a pair of bolt cutters. She snipped it off before I could get to her. The problem is, the little piggy bounced outta the sink and hit the floor and Benny took off with it before I could put it on ice. I wonder if they make prosthetic toes?
08-13-2008 10:08 AM
tiny terror
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Originally Posted by 4point View Post
Pics or it didn't happen.
To late, I'm snipping this little bastard off with a set of bolt cutters. Itches, hurts, feels like a sausage between my other toes. GONE.
08-13-2008 08:37 AM
4point
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Originally Posted by tiny terror View Post
I'm starting to think the beach hates me. First a concussion. Then a broken toe. Now, I step on a bee and the damned thing stings my BROKEN toe. It looks like a cherry tomato right now.

Pretty sure next time the ocean exacts its revenge I might want a life jacket.
Pics or it didn't happen.
08-13-2008 07:47 AM
Dare2BSquare
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Originally Posted by tiny terror View Post
I'm starting to think the beach hates me. First a concussion. Then a broken toe. Now, I step on a bee and the damned thing stings my BROKEN toe. It looks like a cherry tomato right now.

Pretty sure next time the ocean exacts its revenge I might want a life jacket.
And yet, there you are every day.
08-13-2008 01:54 AM
RatherBNarizona got a concussion playing lacrosse
got hit pretty hard, fell down, got up real quick, gave my dad a thumbs up, and immediatly fell over again and passed out
lol

not hurting me, but my sister was laying down and I drove an RC car over her hair and it got all tangled up.... my dad had to cut her hair
she was pissed to say the least
08-13-2008 12:17 AM
tiny terror I'm starting to think the beach hates me. First a concussion. Then a broken toe. Now, I step on a bee and the damned thing stings my BROKEN toe. It looks like a cherry tomato right now.

Pretty sure next time the ocean exacts its revenge I might want a life jacket.
08-04-2008 07:58 AM
sgnellett
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Originally Posted by skeeter View Post
2 broken wrists, 3 broken ribs, dislocated shoulder, dislocated hip, dislocated thumb, 2 concussions that I know of, cartilage ripped out of left knee, broken ankle, many broken fingers and toes, broken nose, broken jaw, 3 back injuries, cut left foot open with chain saw, broken hand with deformed bone, lit myself on fire twice, burned arm to the bone with rocket motor, blew myself across the room once...That's all I can remember right now.

Nope, I'm not accident prone. I'm a walking disaster area
You'd think that you'd have learned to quit arguing w/ Amy by now!
08-03-2008 08:10 AM
Doc_Holiday
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Originally Posted by skeeter View Post
2 broken wrists, 3 broken ribs, dislocated shoulder, dislocated hip, dislocated thumb, 2 concussions that I know of, cartilage ripped out of left knee, broken ankle, many broken fingers and toes, broken nose, broken jaw, 3 back injuries, cut left foot open with chain saw, broken hand with deformed bone, lit myself on fire twice, burned arm to the bone with rocket motor, blew myself across the room once...That's all I can remember right now.

Nope, I'm not accident prone. I'm a walking disaster area
You sound like me skeeter.
A tree limb went through the skin on my forehead, I burned my hand down to the bone, had to have skin grafts for that one, got stabbed in a bar fight, got shot on a dove field, got hit by a little chevy car in a parking lot pushing a little kid out of the way, I've broken ribs nose, toes fingers, and my ankle, I've had stiches 12 times, I had a wreck two weeks ago that fractured my skull broke a rib, and left me cut all up, and I was breaking in a horse for my grandpa when he put me through the corral gate splintering my leg bone, and causing shards of bone to puncture the skin. I think there's more, but with that many knocks to the head, I'm sure I've forgotten them.

Here's some shots of my back after my wreck.





08-03-2008 01:20 AM
nvr-enough dropped a carrier gear from a dana 30 onto my middle finger it turned my finger nail purple and drew blood from the finger print area...also that same day i burned my thumb with a nap-gas(?) torch trying to heat up pizza...dont ask, hmm, then a day later i was putting the upper doors back into my moms jeep barefoot and kicked the little metal peg that slids into the door, it nearly removed the toenail from my little toe...it hurt.


- kinda random, but i almost had another bad accident while in florida. I was driving my van down my lane perfectly, slowing down because i was coming up to a red light. well some ass-hat in a Lamborghini was coming from my right at the light and turning to come towards me. He decieded to take the inside of the corner and was still in my lane and finally swerved about 20 feet in front of me. i would have enjoyed hitting his precious lambo, because i probably would have totaled it!! btw, i hate Lamborghini's, cause they suck
07-31-2008 08:21 PM
kg4kpg Dropped an antique iron on my big toe couple weeks ago. Behind the nail so the blister is just now growing out from the cuticle. Sorry, no pics.
07-31-2008 05:57 PM
usmc02tj it looks like your toe is blushing..lol...is it camera shy
07-31-2008 04:58 PM
tiny terror Bruise runs down the side too but I ain't moving the other toe to take a picture, and it runs around the back too. Flash washed it out a bit, it's more purple now.




Loved all the stories guys, keep it going!!!
07-31-2008 04:39 PM
Unlimited Ok, so no one hates you...... But I still say it didn't happen.


Pictures!
07-31-2008 04:35 PM
tiny terror Hate me? No no, no one hates me. Plus, you're all welcome to join us. We're going back tomorrow.
07-31-2008 04:18 PM
Unlimited
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Originally Posted by tiny terror View Post
..... Right now it's bright red and deep purple and I can't seem to move it. Poor little toe.
Pictures or it didn't happen.... I'm callin' BS. I think you are just lookin' for a little sympathy from all the people that are starting to hate you for spending every day at the beach.






07-31-2008 12:11 PM
MOz I have a hemorrhoid...Nah, I better not go there. It's work related.
07-31-2008 12:08 PM
skeeter 2 broken wrists, 3 broken ribs, dislocated shoulder, dislocated hip, dislocated thumb, 2 concussions that I know of, cartilage ripped out of left knee, broken ankle, many broken fingers and toes, broken nose, broken jaw, 3 back injuries, cut left foot open with chain saw, broken hand with deformed bone, lit myself on fire twice, burned arm to the bone with rocket motor, blew myself across the room once...That's all I can remember right now.

Nope, I'm not accident prone. I'm a walking disaster area
07-31-2008 09:36 AM
usmc02tj one night me and my buddies were out doing "chinese fire drills" and we came to a red light and i jumped out and hauled ass around the car, but when i tried to stop to get back in the loose gravel had other plans for me and i fell flat on my face, samehow manged to get road rash on both knees and elbows...needless to say the guy next to me found it funny and my friends were laughing histarically, but i was in so much pain i could hardly move....good times
07-31-2008 08:45 AM
richp My wife and daughter inherited my WIFES side of the clumsy gene.
Wife tripped over a FREAKING BRIGHT YELLOW SPEED BUMP at my grandmas condo in florida and broke her nose, she only walked over it probably 400 times over the years, not like they snuk it in there overnite.
My mother in law tripped over a raised manhole cover and broke her elbow despite the yellow tape and cones that only left *maybe* 5" of it exposed.
My daughter peeled her thumb with a veggie peeler but then she also has heated stuff in the microwave and then grabbed hollering 'hot hot hot'., but she's blond so I accept that over the years...
That was just in the last year, I could write a book.
07-31-2008 08:44 AM
Doc_Holiday Tiny, I've got one for you, not me per say, but it was my grandpa. My dad was fooling around with Gramps one day, and my Grampa was showing him his kung fu skills, well he kicked him in the ass and he broke his toe. He goes to work the next day and tells his coworkers he kicked the T.V. Grampa learned he was not Bruce Lee God rest his soul.
07-31-2008 07:56 AM
erickpl I was leaving a quick stop one day and going back to my car. Family was waiting. I didn't happen to see the copper pipe hanging off the front of a plumbing pickup truck. Right at head level. I ran into it, it going into my skin about 1/2" above my left eye. Dropped me like a ton of bricks onto the ground.

My wife said, "Where'd he go?" then looked down to see me sprawled on the ground.

It was completely my mistake but something hanging that far off the FRONT of a truck SHOULD be tagged.

One time at Discovery Zone, I was chasing my little ones through the mazes. Went through those pads that are like tree trunks. One hit me knee and drove my foot into the pad - and it happened to be in the gap between 2 pads. Broke my toe then.

Never went to Discovery Zone again.
07-31-2008 07:55 AM
jeeps&comics
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Originally Posted by JCS05Rubi View Post
I don't know if you would say I am accident prone, or my girlfriend, but I hurt her ALL THE TIME by accident. Stupid stuff too, poor girl gets her azz beat and I don't even mean it Our friends swear I am secretly abusive Tiny tiny girls and overly large men are a bad combo for the accident prone. I swear I am going to kill that poor girl one day by accident
haha that sounds just like me and my gf. she's always getting little bruises and stuff from me, and i'm like WHAT DID I DO!?!?! i swear if i breathe on her, she bruises"

and debruins, that made me laugh about you running yourself over.... i'm sure it wasnt funny then, but you can look back on it now and laugh right? haha
07-31-2008 07:54 AM
jeeps&comics man, i'm not too accident prone, but i am pretty damn clumsy... always walking into stuff or tripping over stuff.

i was telling my dad the other day as we were workin on the heep in the garage and i tripped over the jack that was holding up the body, "I couldn't work in an actual garage with other people or somewhere where they depend on me not to hit something. i'm too damn clumsy, and cars will be falling on people left and right if i worked in a garage.... and i'd be sayin 'sorry bob, didnt mean to do that....again.'"

sorry to hear about your toe though tiny
07-31-2008 07:00 AM
debruins im not accident prone, but i did run into a wall by accident and i have a two inch scar across my shin, its pretty easy to see and ppl always ask me how i got it, i tell them its from when my jeep ran me over, like my other three scars on that leg :-p


did if orget to mention i ran myself over with my willy's last year :-P
i was trying to push start it on my own, it stopped and i fell forward cause i had one leg in and one out then it started from a stop i have no idea how and ran me over
07-31-2008 01:42 AM
Unlimited Sounds broke..... Tape it to the next two toes for a few weeks. That's about all you can really do if it's not displaced.
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