|08-21-2008 09:29 AM|
|parrot head||You go in the cage, cage goes in the water, you go in the water, shark's in the water, our shark..........farewell and adieu to you fair Spanish ladies, farewell and adieu you ladies of Spain, for we've received orders to sail back to Boston. and so never more shall we see you again.|
|08-20-2008 10:04 AM|
"I know some people that know some people that robbed some people"
Huggy Bear-Starsky and Hutch
|08-18-2008 11:20 PM|
From the new movie Tropic Thunder. If you havent seen it GO!!!!
"I know who I am! I'm the dude playing the dude disguised as another dude! "
|08-18-2008 01:50 PM|
[QUOTE=coyote_94yj;256506]Dang...you beat me to it.
Looooove them redheads!!!
The Slater character kills me.
"Check ya later."
|08-18-2008 01:14 PM|
Looooove them redheads!!!
The Slater character kills me.
Slater: This place used to be off limits, man, 'cause some drunk freshman fell off. He went right down the middle, smacking his head on every beam, man. I hear it doesn't hurt after the first couple though. Autopsy said he had one beer, how many did you have?
Slater: You're dead, man, you're so dead. Look at the blood stains right there.
|08-18-2008 11:56 AM|
|08-18-2008 10:56 AM|
"You know what I like about High school girls? I keep getting older, they stay the same age."
Mathew Mconoughey(sp?) Dazed and Confused
|08-18-2008 09:27 AM|
Or how about the other version of that quote from the great movie They Live with the great actor Roddy Piper.
"Right now I am here to chew bubble gum and kick ass and right now I am all out of bubble gum"
|08-18-2008 09:23 AM|
"I'm here to do 2 things, drink some beer and kick some ass and were almost out of beer."
Dazed and Confused
|08-18-2008 12:04 AM|
You want the truth... You can't handle the TRUTH!
Love that movie!
|08-17-2008 10:46 PM|
i have nipples greg, can you milk me?
-meet the parents (faulkers) not sure which one
|08-17-2008 10:42 PM|
"it puts the joe dirt in the hole"
come to think of it any line from joe dirt.
|08-17-2008 10:24 PM|
One of my all time favorites,
If you build it, they will come. They wont know why, but...they'll come.
Field of Dreams. A great movie to remind yourself of your strengths and beliefs.
|08-17-2008 03:54 PM|
-Merry Christmas, Shitters full.
-Oh, Eddie... If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now.
-Can't see the lines, can you Russ?
Man I could just about quote that whole movie.
Here are a few more of my favorites.
Son, we live in a world that has walls and those walls need to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lieutenant Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago and curse the Marines; you have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives and that my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use then as the backbone of a life trying to defend something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "thank you," and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest that you pick up a weapon and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to. - Col. Jessep (Jack Nicholson) A Few Good Men
You die first, get it? Your friends might get me in a rush, but not before I make your head into a canoe, you understand me? - Wyatt Earp (Kurt Russell) Tombstone
He was quoting the Bible, Revelations. "Behold the pale horse". The man who "sat on him was Death... and Hell followed with him". - Johnny Ringo (Michael Biehn) Tombstone
|08-17-2008 08:56 AM|
|08-16-2008 07:43 AM|
|parrot head||This word you keep using, I do not think it means what you think it means|
|08-15-2008 05:37 AM|
WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! Ok, you are now firing a gun at your 'imaginary friend' near 400 GALLONS OF NITROGLYCERINE
|08-14-2008 08:12 PM|
"you see that sheriff? he went right through our roadblock!"
"You som-bitches couldn't close an umbrella"
That whole movie is loaded with great lines.
|08-14-2008 06:25 PM|
Second Jive Dude: Hey home, I can dig it. You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on you man.
First Jive Dude: I say hey sky, s'other s'ay I wan say?
Second Jive Dude: UH...
First Jive Dude: Pray to J I get the same ol' same ol'.
Second Jive Dude: Eh. Yo knock yourself a pro slick, gray matter live performas down now take TCB'in man.
First Jive Dude: Hey, you know what they say... See a broad, to get that booty yak 'em.
First Jive Dude, Second Jive Dude: Leg 'er down 'n smack 'em yak 'em
First Jive Dude: Cold got to be. You know? Shiiiiit.
Randy: Can I get you something?
Second Jive Dude: 'S'mofo butter layin' me to da' BONE! Jackin' me up... tight me!
Randy: I'm sorry, I don't understand.
First Jive Dude: Cutty say 'e can't HANG!
"Oh stewardess... Perhaps I can help...You see; I speak JIVE"
|08-14-2008 04:18 PM|
Any quote from this movie.
|08-14-2008 12:40 PM|
And keeping with the Airplane theme...
"I just want you both to know... We're pulling for ya... GOOD LUCK!"
"This woman has to be taken to a hospital!
A hospital? What is it?
It's a large building with doctors and patients. But, that's not important right now!"
|08-14-2008 11:56 AM|
"Have you even been in a cockpit before Jimmy?"
"Have you ever seen a grown man naked?"
"I picked a helluva day to stop sniffing glue."
|08-14-2008 11:06 AM|
Hehehe..... "Avoid the clap, Jimmy Doogan." Kid in League of Their Own reading what Tom Hanks wrote on his baseball.
|08-14-2008 09:25 AM|
"the bible says 2 men oght not to lay together"
"I'll tkae some of them french fried potater's if you got any."
"nedderman, what's the capital of Montana?"
"Who cares. Take a lap and take wheezy with you."
|08-13-2008 09:04 PM|
Glass, who gives a shit about glass. Put Al back on...
|08-13-2008 08:56 PM|
|Barrie||Anybody ever tell you you look like a penis with a hat on? Tom Hanks A League of There Own|
|08-13-2008 08:20 PM|
|jeeptales||"When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross!" Dirty Harry|
|08-13-2008 07:48 PM|
"Okay; Who's the U-Boat Captain?" Risky Business
"Your a Hooker??? And i was just thinking I was doing great with you!" Arther
"I know what you're thinking. 'Did he fire six shots or only five?' Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?" Dirty Harry
"Well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard. That's my policy. " Dirty Harry
|08-13-2008 07:39 PM|
total recall--"cohegan, you got what you wanted, now give these people some air!"
|08-13-2008 07:27 PM|
"I don't know who in the hell you think you are mister, but you just destroyed a building!"
"I don't think it's that important"
(Hayes response to Lou Brown's "They look good...besides, seeing's the most important thing"...)
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