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09-10-2008 02:59 PM
MOz
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Originally Posted by whiteyj View Post
Given how badly most folks drive out here that would be a good thing...........
In PA, people actually drive lower than the speed limit....and probably 1/2 the drivers are drunk. At least it seems like that anyway.

The motto here is that the double yellow line is a refence marker for your hood ornament. Simply move over when you see someone coming at you.

The cell phone thing really needs to change....
09-10-2008 12:52 PM
Unlimited
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Originally Posted by whiteyj View Post
Given how badly most folks drive out here that would be a good thing...........
Naaahhhh, everyone knows that driving skills improve after a few beers. We should have a minimum B/A level for all drivers in California.
09-10-2008 12:44 PM
whiteyj
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Originally Posted by MOz View Post
WOW...0.05 is the limit? Take a hit of cought syrup and you're done. Just make it 0.0
Given how badly most folks drive out here that would be a good thing...........
09-10-2008 12:34 PM
ccain
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Originally Posted by MOz View Post
WOW...0.05 is the limit? Take a hit of cought syrup and you're done. Just make it 0.0
And I loves me some Nyquil!
09-10-2008 12:28 PM
MOz WOW...0.05 is the limit? Take a hit of cought syrup and you're done. Just make it 0.0
09-10-2008 11:05 AM
ccain
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Originally Posted by Dare2BSquare View Post
Yeah, right.
That's my story and I'm stickin' to it!
09-10-2008 11:02 AM
Dare2BSquare Yeah, right.
09-09-2008 05:02 PM
ccain
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Originally Posted by Dare2BSquare View Post
Do you mean they asked you what your current alcohol level was?

Bet you guessed too low.

HAHAHAH... No, I guess I was still under a rock when it went from 0.08 down to 0.05.

My BAL didn't go up until I got home from the DMV.
09-09-2008 04:42 PM
Dare2BSquare
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Originally Posted by ccain View Post
The only question I got wrong on the test was about the current blood alcohol level... Go figure!
Do you mean they asked you what your current alcohol level was?

Bet you guessed too low.
09-09-2008 04:33 PM
ccain
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Originally Posted by Unlimited View Post
Congratulation! I knew you could do it.....
Thank you!

I are now officially a Cowlyfornionion!

Just like Steve Martin in the Jerk... "Things are gonna start happenin' to me now!"

Next stop... Jury Duty! I think I'll wear my "Hang 'em all, let god sort 'em out" tee-shirt!


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So where are we going to celebrate?
Hmmmm... Killarney's or the Beer Garden in Old town... Where ever!
09-09-2008 04:24 PM
Unlimited Congratulation! I knew you could do it..... So where are we going to celebrate?
09-09-2008 03:49 PM
ccain
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Originally Posted by sgnellett View Post
If you take Frankenstein in its current condition, you won't be lying!
You got that right!
09-09-2008 03:22 PM
sgnellett
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Originally Posted by ccain View Post
Well, if they try to get me with that one I'll just tell them I'll be using my vehicle as a weapon.
If you take Frankenstein in its current condition, you won't be lying!
09-09-2008 03:20 PM
sgnellett
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Originally Posted by usmc02tj View Post
from what i hear as long as you dont stop completly at stop signs, you cut people off and occasionally use the middle finger you should pass with flying colors....
I hope you aren't taking it in LA, I'm pretty sure you are required to do a drive-by down there!
09-09-2008 03:10 PM
RatherBNarizona ha i think everyone misses that question!
congrats!!
09-09-2008 03:04 PM
ccain ATTENTION!!! California has yet one more lunatic on the road... And off for that matter!

The only question I got wrong on the test was about the current blood alcohol level... Go figure!
09-09-2008 02:37 PM
richp
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Originally Posted by Scout View Post
What's the deal with all those idiots on motorcycles in California? When I was stuck in traffic in L.A. (for fawking EVER ) all those morons just blew right through everyone. How many of those guys get killed everyday?
At least wrangler doors replace easy, however I don't know how well that nylon strap would hold if an 800 lb bike hit it....
09-09-2008 12:18 PM
4point The big bikes scare the heck out of me, you know the ones with all the bags on them. It makes them about 3-4ft wide.
09-09-2008 12:17 PM
cavediverjc
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Originally Posted by ccain View Post
OOH! Good point... I think that one is on the test! Thanks! Although I do not condone drinking and driving...

Cuz I've spilled more beer that way!



Believe it or not, that is legal here... Although most of those guys are pushing the envelope of the law... You can weave thru traffic on a motorcycle BUT, you're only allowed to go 5mph faster than the traffic you're in.

You can tell the sensible bikers (10% of em) from the idiots (other 90%) out here by the way they go thru traffic. Some (a very select few) actually ride in traffic the way I learned... Set with it. The rest like to pop wheelies in the 3 foot area between the cars.

I was freakin shocked when I saw that the first time.
Guilty....
09-09-2008 12:06 PM
ccain
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Originally Posted by 4point View Post
It does too!!! It has to be open, between your legs and you must be driving with your knees while drinking it.
OOH! Good point... I think that one is on the test! Thanks! Although I do not condone drinking and driving...

Cuz I've spilled more beer that way!

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Originally Posted by Scout View Post
What's the deal with all those idiots on motorcycles in California? When I was stuck in traffic in L.A. (for fawking EVER ) all those morons just blew right through everyone. How many of those guys get killed everyday?
Believe it or not, that is legal here... Although most of those guys are pushing the envelope of the law... You can weave thru traffic on a motorcycle BUT, you're only allowed to go 5mph faster than the traffic you're in.

You can tell the sensible bikers (10% of em) from the idiots (other 90%) out here by the way they go thru traffic. Some (a very select few) actually ride in traffic the way I learned... Set with it. The rest like to pop wheelies in the 3 foot area between the cars.

I was freakin shocked when I saw that the first time.
09-09-2008 11:51 AM
Scout What's the deal with all those idiots on motorcycles in California? When I was stuck in traffic in L.A. (for fawking EVER ) all those morons just blew right through everyone. How many of those guys get killed everyday?
09-09-2008 11:25 AM
4point
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Originally Posted by Unlimited View Post
"Pacifico" doesn't count.....


Good Luck today Chris!
It does too!!! It has to be open, between your legs and you must be driving with your knees while drinking it.
09-09-2008 11:23 AM
ccain
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Originally Posted by Unlimited View Post
"Pacifico" doesn't count.....


Good Luck today Chris!

Una cerveza, por favor!

Thanks Brian!
09-09-2008 10:14 AM
Unlimited
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Originally Posted by ccain View Post
....I've learned a great deal of Spanish since I've been here....
"Pacifico" doesn't count.....


Good Luck today Chris!
09-09-2008 09:53 AM
richp And when you get to the political portion of the test remember there is a trick quesiton:

Should illegal aliens receive automatic health care, be sure to answer yes
Should illegal aliens be repatriated to their own country involuntarily, answer no
09-09-2008 08:25 AM
kg4kpg If you get you some silicone breast implants, bleach your hair and say "like, you know", maybe they will let you use white-out on your computer test.
09-09-2008 08:03 AM
MOz
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Originally Posted by ccain View Post
Yup campers, tomorrow I go in to test for my California drivers license... Judging by the way I've seen some people drive around here, I need to get real drunk and have tiny whack me real hard in the back of the head with a 2x4 with a nail sticking out of it to prepare for the test.


Wish me luck!
This would probably be a bad time to talk about all those unpaid tickets you left behind in that other state....

Good luck and remember, some people really need to drive bicycles too.
09-09-2008 03:25 AM
Joe Dirt New this year- Drivers licenses are optional. The ACLU filed suit that requiring citizens of Mexico to have a license is descrimitory, so the state made an exemption. The new law says you don't need a license as long as you don't have insurance or a valid registration either. Or maybe they just have a policy from hit and run Insurnace corp.
09-09-2008 02:09 AM
distortedtj Just please tell me the drivers test is not at "Home Depot".
09-09-2008 02:02 AM
ccain
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Originally Posted by Dare2BSquare View Post
You taking the english version, or the spanish?
I would assume the Spanish version... All the roads out here are like "Via Del Cornholeio" or "Senor Poopie Pantalones Blvd"

I've learned a great deal of Spanish since I've been here.

But, a catastrophic day here is still way better than a good day where I came from!
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