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09-19-2008 05:33 PM
G54 Warning! I suspect Unlimited is an imposter. I suggest you all stay away from him. Bad things may happen. Shhh. Okay...now I'm out.
09-19-2008 05:18 PM
Unlimited That's right.... Laugh it up! I told you that USI is serious bidness. Keep mocking us and see where it gets you. Without the USI you would all be in deep, deep trouble!
09-19-2008 01:33 PM
G54 I can't believe you are all still around. The "real" USI is probably information gathering. This is no joke. They don't take well to imposters. I suggest a complete change of identity pronto. I'm out.
09-19-2008 11:34 AM
Dare2BSquare
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This is obviously a hoax! I'm a special agent from the United States Illuminati and I can tell you that our badge numbers don't go that high. And besides that, there are none of us in Tennessee. This is obviously some kid who reads too many comic books!

On a side note, I just want to say that people who impersonate special agents from the United States Illuminati really piss off those of us who have spent all the time and money to complete the Illuminati training correspondence course! We're the real U.S. Illuminati and we won't tolerate imposters.

Get a life little Dickie..... And watch your back!
Actually his badge number corresponds to the official numbers of the Illuminutty!

He simply mispoke when he said Illuminati.
09-19-2008 11:24 AM
tiny terror
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Which cereal box did it come off of?
If you don't know your badge isn't official.
09-19-2008 11:04 AM
hardy1531 I have to say I do feel safer with ya'll out there protecting us from these fakes. Obviously he didn't know the super secret handshake or the cops would have let him go. I bet he gets the probe in jail.......
09-19-2008 09:20 AM
Darton LOL this was great! it happened about 20 minutes from my house. Glad to know the Illuminatis are lookin out for us here. I could probably get you all some of whatever he was smokin, I have a cousin.....
09-19-2008 09:14 AM
Unlimited
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You wish. My badge is laminated.
Which cereal box did it come off of?
09-19-2008 06:56 AM
MOz Waterboarding and body cavity searches for everyone....

Oh, wait. Someone is knocking on my door. I have to go.
09-19-2008 01:13 AM
tiny terror
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Don't listen to her..... She is not USI.

You wish. My badge is laminated.
09-19-2008 01:03 AM
Unlimited
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Originally Posted by tiny terror View Post
You're all in trouble now.
Don't listen to her..... She is not USI.
09-18-2008 11:50 PM
tiny terror
09-18-2008 09:06 PM
AzTJ Mission failed indeed.
09-18-2008 08:41 PM
tiny terror You're all in trouble now.
09-18-2008 05:02 PM
kg4kpg If he's married, he doesn't need his testicl....oh, you said testiMONY.
09-18-2008 04:58 PM
cavediverjc We know where he lives. We're watching him right now......

We have men on the inside who can interrogate him and, if need be, eliminate his testimony.
09-18-2008 04:56 PM
Unlimited USI is serious bidness......
09-18-2008 03:41 PM
G54 Joking about the USI is not wise. The black helicopters are en route. Run.
09-18-2008 03:34 PM
RatherBNarizona haha that is awesome
made my day!
09-18-2008 03:01 PM
4point
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Ooh! Ooh! Can I get on that list?!

You know how to get in contact with me, I'll be sure to keep my tinfoil hat OFF during the next full moon!
They use a 10lb sledge to insert the chip in your head. It'll go right through the tin foil.
09-18-2008 02:51 PM
sgnellett
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Originally Posted by kg4kpg View Post
I want to join...where do I sign up?!
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Originally Posted by Unlimited View Post
Thank you for expressing interest..... you will be contacted during the next full moon.
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Originally Posted by kg4kpg View Post
YES!
Ooh! Ooh! Can I get on that list?!

You know how to get in contact with me, I'll be sure to keep my tinfoil hat OFF during the next full moon!
09-18-2008 02:21 PM
kg4kpg
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Originally Posted by Unlimited View Post
Thank you for expressing interest..... you will be contacted during the next full moon.
YES!
09-18-2008 01:12 PM
Unlimited
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Originally Posted by kg4kpg View Post
I want to join...where do I sign up?!
Thank you for expressing interest..... you will be contacted during the next full moon.
09-18-2008 12:59 PM
kg4kpg I want to join...where do I sign up?!
09-18-2008 12:30 PM
ccain HAHAHAHAHAH!!!! OMFG! I want some of what that kid was smokin'!


An BTW... When I think of "Secret Agent" this image DOESN'T come to mind!

09-18-2008 12:27 PM
Unlimited This is obviously a hoax! I'm a special agent from the United States Illuminati and I can tell you that our badge numbers don't go that high. And besides that, there are none of us in Tennessee. This is obviously some kid who reads too many comic books!

On a side note, I just want to say that people who impersonate special agents from the United States Illuminati really piss off those of us who have spent all the time and money to complete the Illuminati training correspondence course! We're the real U.S. Illuminati and we won't tolerate imposters.

Get a life little Dickie..... And watch your back!
09-18-2008 12:25 PM
cavediverjc His United States Illuminati special agent badge is 0931? Mine's 007. Looks like I've got him beaten by a few years........
09-18-2008 12:14 PM
4point Yeah, it was definitely the "purple pig in Memphis" uh huh.
09-18-2008 12:12 PM
4Jeepn
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Originally Posted by tiny terror View Post
Mission Failed... I repeat Mission Failed..... please come dig me out of the ductwork, the cow is still operable....



The Associated Press: Stuck 'agent' tells cops of secret bomb mission

Makes you wonder.
So super secret organizations give out badges for ID's now.. LOL
09-18-2008 12:04 PM
tiny terror
mission failed... blue plastic cow still a threat

Mission Failed... I repeat Mission Failed..... please come dig me out of the ductwork, the cow is still operable....

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KNOXVILLE, Tenn. (AP) — It wasn't the preferred way to enter the Knoxville Museum of Art, but Richard Anthony Smith told police he was on a mission. The 25-year-old Knoxville man called 911 from his cell phone before dawn Wednesday saying he was trapped in an air conditioning duct leading from the museum roof, Knoxville police spokesman Darrell DeBusk said.

Police and firefighters reached the roof, found a rope and cable and followed them to a vent shaft. Peering inside, they spotted Smith about 45 feet down.

"Mission failed," he told them.

Hoisted up and read his rights, Smith told police he was a "special agent from the United States Illuminati, badge number 0931" and had rappelled onto the museum from a helicopter, a police report said.
The Associated Press: Stuck 'agent' tells cops of secret bomb mission

Makes you wonder.

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